I dunno.. I guess it’s hard..
When your Michael Bay.. and you’ve just satisfied every grown mans child hood fantasy ( no..., not 2 chicks at the same time…the OTHER ONE) .. Delivering an entertaining, involving, fun, and unique summer film that satisfied virtually every movie go-er*
*not every movie go-er, but WHATEVS!
Then what’s next!!!??....
DUH a sequel!
So say IM Michael Bay… I’m like… oh god!!.. I have to do this again!?.. alright.. If I have to do it AGAIN!... I’ll EXCEED everyone’s expectations (not unlike what I did with Bad Boys 2)
People like Transformers right?.. I’ll give them 10 TIMES more transformers!
People liked Shyala Buffs (or whatever his name is) in his comedic scenes?.. I’ll up THAT exponentially! In fact I’ll pour so much “off the wall” humor into this movie that you won’t even TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!
Crazy Action? I’ll put so much action in this movie you won’t even KNOW what’s going on!
Story line? I’ll make such a complex, unrealistic, and UNBELIVABLE story line that audiences will lose interest ¼ of the way through!
Special effects? I’ll use them ANY CHANCE I get on EVERYTHING I CAN! w/o questioning the relevancy of its USE in the film!
Megan Fox is hot right?... so I’ll over expose her.. And also EVERY SINGLE women in the movie will be drop DEAD GORGEOUS to the point that you have to question my legitimacy as a director OR; if I’m just insulting your intelligence! …
So, what do you get when you’ve got MORE Transformers, Crazier Action, Insane
Storyline, RIDICOULOUS special Effects, and hot chicks everywhere?
Ann AWESOME MOVIE right?!
WRONG.
You see.. sometimes.. too MUCH of a “good thing” can just RUIN IT.. for example… you
may enjoy a slice of cheese cake.. however.. eating several cheese cakes at ONCE can
leave you queasy, upset, tired, even a bit irritable,
I think it’s called the law of diminishing returns (but what do I know I’m not a
doctor).. and I THINK that’s what director Michael Bay over looked: over doing it.
“People are going to expect a great movie, I’m going to give them WAYYY MORE THAN
THAT!”.. the classic case of the movie that tried to hard…
Daym Zia.. was it REALLY THAT BAD?
Nah.. I mean.. it DID have some descent points,
I mean the special effects were tight? Shyla Beouff (?) was PRETTY FUNNy.. Megan Fox
was hot?
But when you have a moronic story line, and over the top, well… EVERYTHING, it
renders the story useless, and irrelevant.
Just a 360 waste of time!
If you’ve got a blue ray DVD player at home... wait till it comes out.. but there’s
REALLY no use to see it in theatres.
The Special effects and in-coherent war scenes are mediocre at best,
I tell you what.. I’ll give it 2 stars
1.)Bc I have a robot crush on Optimus Prime
2.)I have a man crush on Shyla Buff (he was an EXCELLENT/ fun actor)
Those are the only 2 reasons to see this movie…
Otherwise Transformers 2 revenge of the fallen , fell WAY off the mark ( you like
that pun)
I’m OUT!
