Ovo: The Review

Aughhh I know.... Everyones prettty much already scene it; and the circus has left town; so theres no real point in even TALKING about it.

but HEY!... when your un -employed and living at home with your parents in Tracy; anything thats not shooting empty cans of RC cola with a Bebe guns or working on my new clothing line with good 'ol boys Jim Bob and Cousin Earl; pretty much seems like a good use of time.

(Our New Fall Line will be available in the Greater Tracy Area)

Anyways; just an FYI this is not the type of circus where a bear wears a little fez cap and rides around on a uni-cycle ( unforunatley)

its also not the type of circus where women take their clothes of for money. (unforunatley)


it ISSS the type of circus where gymnastis and acrobats show case their amazing talents through insane athletics while telling a loosley put together story about a bug? that loses his egg.. er "Ovo?"

(if you'll look to the far left you'll see the turtle neck nerd bug and to its right the lezbian manits moth)

anyways... it started off really cool!... this dude doing crazy hand stands; one handed hand stands; pretty much just embaressing every man in the crowd with his amazing upper body and core strength!

also there were tons of crazy people dressed as bugs walking through the audience

.. errr they were part of the show right?
...

what show?

jk

but forreal it was alot of fun to watch.

crazy trapeeze artists ( is that how you spell it) and how come THEY"RE the only ones consiedred artists? what about ppl who jump around on trampolines ( is THAT how you spell it?) or acrobats? how come its not acrobat artists?

I DEMAND EQUALITY for ALL CIRCUS PERORMERS!!!

WE NEED a Martin Luther King for Circus Ole!! ( more like a martin luther Queen ZIIIiiiiiing!!!!)

(Uh UH!!!! Shanay-nay Career NOT OVA!!! I GOTTA DREAM TOO OKAAAAAAY!!!.... when Bad Boys 3 commin out?)

...

nice.

anyways whatevers..... im not gonna lie to you?.. that shit is fun to watch for about 45 minutes. but after that?

im not gonna lie to you.. it gets bit repetitive; Its only entertainig for so long before you're like.. auhhh okay i get it... you can do 10 backflips in a row; doing 20 is not going to impress me anymore....

I will say that the really fun parts where the comedic ones with the over-weight oprah beatle and the overly slim geek-roach. There non-verbal communication was pretty fun to watch. But again i've seen some Disney movies and cartoons that do a much better job.

(A Scene from the "Precious" Broadway show)

BUT i will say this in closing. If you've never seen a circus ole show? (more like circus o-gay) ....excellent.... you should REALLLY check out it .... the whole venue had great seats just grab a $30 tick.

but if you wanna ask me if I"D go again?

imma have to deeeeeeeeeeecline.

unless some super hot chick asks me to take her

( and we both know thats not going to happen)

4 Ovos outta 5

Precious: The Review

How do you turn a monsterously Obese; and un attracitve female Lead Protaganist into a likeable character that the audience not only emotionally invests in, but GENUIENLY wants to see come out okay?

.... I dont know either!

(slap a Kangol on her and call it Notrious?!)

HAHAH!!!!... i mean- shut up.

(and if ya dont know.. now ya KNOW!)

But this movie brings it and Brings it HARD!!!

Precious is some chick that lives in the suuuuper suuuuuper ghetto with her equally over -weight an un attractive mother played by Big Fat Monique ( who gives the perofrmance of a life time!!!!)

I cannot explain to you how captivating and emotionaly disturbing this movie is.

I dont know how you can tell such a smart and sharply written story about really crass un educated people; and stil make it entertaining; funny; honest; and .... just a GREAT movie.

(Monique seen here doing the Diabetes Shuffle)

"go down tothe welfare office and get you some chicks ya-old fat ass!"

-now?

"NO!!! not NOW!!!.. its 9 AT NIGHT!!!!! go down dare in the MORNING.. ya bigg ass idiot!"

not only that the movie is un-blinkingly "raw" when necessary; but at the same time extremley polished with flawlessly unexpected special effects and hilarious, yet sadly necessary dream sequences.

(A Seen from Moniques next film 2pac; a retrospective of the legendary rappers life had he been overweight... and a women.... too many fat jokes?)

Daym Zia; you wanna get off this movies jock?

you know what?

no... I dont..

There is not a single thing i'd change about this movie. Infact I think its important for everyone to see it, bc to be HONEST wih you?

stuff like this REALLY does happen, and this movie captures it as is. Granted there were a FEW parts that were shown just to demonstrate the lack of class or any sense of sophistication on behalf of Monique ;that i thought were a touch unnecessary... but Hey.... if you say " take it or leave it"?

imma TAKE IT!!

wait..

im not sure what i just agreed to.

Kudos to Mariah Carey for doing such a plain jane role; and doing a terrific acting job.

(Both Mariah Carey [Left] and Micheal Jackson [Right] make a cameo in the film)

actually you know what Kudos ALL around!!.... to everyone ecspecially that PRETTY little thing who teaches precious-ses class?

umm... i'd try to get my GED too if i KNEW she was gunna be teachin Zia how to Read Good!

(lookin GOOD sweetheart!?... who the one on the left or right?)

Ay Mami i dont know the alphabet and alla that, but maby we should switch it up and put "U" and "I" together what you thinkin about that sweetheart?

... fair enough mr. Ahmad. if you can recite the alphabet flawlessly i'll make out with you here and now.
.................................................

okay Zia... you can do this...

um...........

L?

"im sorry Zia; that is incorrect!"

AUGHHH!!!!! i lost yet ANOTHER WOMEN because of my LBCs!!!!!

6 stars outta 5!

How to Train Your Dragon: The Review

b4 you start commin at me all sideways talkin like " ahhh that movie is for kids you giant baby; how you gonna see that!!!".... please allow me to rebuttle with the following argument:

"SHUT UP!!! YOU JERK!!!! calling ME a BABY when 10 min ago... week you were wearing Footie Pajamas!!.....

and dont play the old " orthopedic jumpsuit" card with me!!! it had kittens on it"

.............

seriously though where did you get that from?... it was soooo cute!!

marshals really?.. do you think they'll have my size?

I mean.. my waist is a bit bigger than yours.. aughh i SWEAR i HATE your figure its so...

............

(Im Twenty Swevwon Yeews Ode)

Anyways.... How can you NOT see something called " How to Train your Dragon" I mean c'mon.. when you were 9 that was the coolest idea EVER!!!

PLus whats gonna happen if you see a dragon right now?!!.. if you didn't see this movie... you're going to have NO CLUE what to do!

anyways!!!... it was a cool flick.... I always say; if your tryna put out a movie; you need to tell a story about ONE thing and ONE thing only. Also I always say if your going to travel back in time dont TOUCH anything. Any minor change in the past can GREATLY EFFECT THE FUTURE!!!!

( Jumpin Jigga-WATS!!!!)

...... what was i talking about?

OH YES!!!! movies!

okay so........ a movie can only REALLY tell one story; but in THIS flick you've got these Vikings; and this whole viking culture which you're trying to explain; THEN you've got these dragon battle training sessions; OH ALSO dont forget about the little boy interacting with a Dragon doing a " field study" and LASTLY you've got your whole dragon culture.

I mean it KINDA worked but all the above mentioned things are story that take time AWAY from the meat of the flim (or for you vegetarians the Soy of the flim) ...wich is the boys relationship with his dragon.

(This Movie is Missing Something; .."oh is it missing meat"?-No.. its missing being GOOD!... That really didn't make sense)

so... yeah..... alot of time needed to build heart; and invest emotionally in the main characters were sort of eaten by these additional side stories ( if that make sense)

They did some really cool things animation wise as far as the way the MAIN dragon looked and how his movements seemd to be inspired alot from cats (no the musical.... )

the OTHER dragsons however looked a bit goofy and overly playful.

I mean if you're going to tell a story about savages killing horrid beasts slap on an R or at LEAST PG rating and show a little bit of violence and some cool scary action sequences? Or take it to the MAX and make it rated X; forget about the dragons all together and see if Jenna Jameson is available.

(not like i know who that is or whatevers)

(How To Train Your Dragon: As seen with NC17 Glasses )

I dont know i think inheritntly the subject matter of the film is a little too difficult to be a childrens film.

Daym Zia you haytin on this movie that much?

okay jack ass... you didn't let me finish!

it wasn't ENTIRELY bad; there were some cool parts; I really liked the scenes when the kid was riding the dragon; and some of the jokes were kinda fun

" the only thing you need to change is ... ahhhh this"

" you just gestured to ALL OF ME!"

aughh also Gerard Butler reprises his 300 Voice to be the main characters father in the movie so THAT was cool; but i dont know i really felt like the animation was soooo overly... intricate?.. i mean there were beard hairs ;crazy hats; really big arms and an overly big wooly cape...

it was just too much going on for one character; and it just made it a little harder to get into.

Also the last action sequence was slightly confusing; but up; alla the aronautics ( is that a word?) seemed really accurate and fun to watch.

(Call 1800-Geico ; a 15 minute call could save you up to 15% on your auto insurance!)

as a whole?

descent movie; but your not even TOUCHING movies like "Up" or "Toy Story" or "Wall-E"

3 tame-able dragons outta 5.

10 Reasons I hate Facebook

10 Reasons
I Hate
Facebook

1.) Excesisve Farmville Comments: I dont care how many eggs your stupid chicken layed.

2.) People commenting on their Fat Friends pictures all " OMG girl what a HOT MAMA!" when they SHOULD be commenting like " I'm worried about your cholesterol"

( OMG Jeena! that Dress is fitting you PERFECT YOU'RE SO HOT!!!!!)

3.) The Way it tastes

4.) Your overly sexualized or Gang related default pic

5.) the logo; it SHOULD be:



6.)Your Lame Status: John Williams is having a peaceful Sunday Afternoon





7.) The Fact that my DAD knows where I REALLLY was last Saturday @ 3am thanks to someones MORONIC PICTURE POSTING!

(hey Dad are you ashamed of me?!)

8.) The fact that i NOW KNOW that my ex-Girlfriend and her New Boyfriend had a "Satisfying" weekend in Tahoe ;) <------I Know what semi colon and closed paranthesis means!!!



9.) The Facebook name Facebook. It is neither a " book OR a face so........ yeah.


10.) I have dramatically less friends than other profiles.

Julie & Julia: The Review

BONNNNNNNNNJOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR and HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM JULIA CHILDSSSSSS!!!!.. and IM HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE TO TEAAAAAAAAACH YOU about FREEEEEEEEEEENCH COOOOKING!!!

-Nah nah.... im not tryna learn alla that.... just make me some chicken and brown rice

VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY WELLLLL MY DEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!! HEEEERE YOU AAAAAAAAREEE!!!!!

- whow whow.... where you goin?

I HAVE TO CLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MY CHARMING MIDDLE EASTERN FRIEEEEEEEEEND!!! THE KITCHEN IS A SINFUL MESS!!!

-nah nah.. do that later.... come here... and talk in that .... funny way you talk.

FAAAAAAAAAAIR ENOUGH........ the Lemon Mirange baster reduction i've used works well with the butter INFUSSED with a scent of Tangerine Oak that works with the-

- you know what?... you can go clean.

LOL nah im just playin... but seriously!... I dont know who i like more... Julia Childs or Merryl ; PLAYING JC.... I dont know she kinda remind me of my mom a little bit. Like just always messin around in the kitchen and with a positive atittude; laughing at all my jokes; very charasmatic; and just super cute?!

(someone must be having a " splitting headache"- yeah your a regular carrot top; what time will dinnner be ready? )

anyways...she's just really cool; and fun to watch: I tell you this though... dont WATCH that movie on an empty stomach or even CLOSE to it.

Its also really interesting i've never really looked at cooking as .... a " hustle" .. or as an art. but I mean... the way J-Childs was doin it... she was GRINDING!!!... and when she wasn't doing it?: ....the way she was talking about it was TIGHT!!!!...?.. I dont know...i mean.. i dont really care about cooking?.. but I respect ANYONE whos got passion about what they do; and can talk about it on the highest level. EItherway LOVE the Julia Childs Character and Kudos to Meryl Streep who never comes sideways in a role! ( a BUTTERED ROLE THAT IS!!! AHHHH)

*shut up*

(I'd let her "Meryl MY STREAP" YOU KNOW!!!.. YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN!!.. YOU KNOW!!!!.... you dont know...)

as for Amy McAdams or whatever? i dont know.. i mean she was cute... but too cute... like in that other movie where she's a cartoon that comes to new york?... like almost clue-less cute?... and a bit annnoying... ( this generations meg ryan) if you will... (oh no i burned the goose dearest me cooking is so hard)..... * yawn*

But its really interesting... the idea that like.. if you do the same things as anothe person; commit the same actions as another person ; in the same or similar order as that other person; you really get a sense of who that other person is, or was; and in some unique circumstances you feel like tht other person is watching you; or is at least with you in spirit, because if YOUR baking some difficult cake now: the person who originally baked it may have come across the sames issues and concerns that YOU'RE having; so your on a similar train of thought; and dealing with it the same way?..........

*i take cake baking VERY SERIOUSLY*

(MMMmmm... Transmission Delicious-ness!)

For Ex: they talk about Will Smith and how he did that movie "Ali" the Muhammad Ali story; and he trained the Cashes Clay way; doing all the things he did; the samae work out going to the same places; putting down George Foreman; living a very similar life style alla that.... and he said one day he woke up; and he just FELT like Ali; the swagger; the trash talk; the man; and it REALLY showed in his portrayl in the film.

Also not to go REAL extreme on anyone: but Islamically we're all supposed to go to Hajj; and I think thats also designed in a sense to give you a higher understanding of what life is really all about; and put you in a proper mind set of people who lived thousands of years ago. And you can sort of channel they're spirit and way of thinking by engaging in similar actions that they've done. Same with the actions of Namaz; and the movments it entails.


I dont know i guess just the idea; of phsyical actions forcing you into a desired mindset; it just a real interesting concept to me.

In the movie you get a loose sense of that; the sturggles that both of them go through with there goals. But i think the film would have had a tighter plot and a more focused sense of story telling if they mirrored one anothers lives better. There were only a few times when Julie and Julia were REALLLY on the same page; but for the most part... it was kinda all over the place?

The Baisc premise is like.... Julia leads the way forging through un charted territory; being the first women French Cooking.. ehh.... master; while Julie... umm...... sort of .... just follows Julias Recipes?

(I'd eat THAAAAAT with a SPOOOON you know!!! YOU KNOWWW .. YOU KNOWWW WHA TIM SAYIN!!!... wait.... nevermind)

Im not gonna lie to you.... cooking a bunch of shit outta a cook book? and then blogging about it?... How the F*ck is that like... an accomplishment?!..... the recipes are THERE; blogging is NOT hard ( trust me) where is the skill or entertainmen value in that?!.... but she got like... 50X more fans and comments than I most likely ever well!!.. GO TO HELL JULIA!!!

..... any-who; ahh the MOVIE it self!... well if your a " foodie" then you HAVE to see it; no questions asked; sometimes they'll do a movie " about" a particular craft; or concept but they'll focus on all the people and characters invovled in the " world" around that industry or whatever? but no focus on the basic idea of it at all?

(Julia Childs; the Non-Meryl Streap Version)

but THIS movie goes hard.. they talk about cooking intelligently and with the detail and interest that I think a true "Foodie" would REALLY enjoy!

It also works on the level where you know you see someone with just the spirit to suceed and they go out with nothing but a real positive attitude and a sense of purpose ( even if it is cooking) and they accomplish what they set out to dow with hard work and dedication!

but.... there were somethings that were left a little strange and open ended; I dont want to give away the ending but if your'e telling two "based on real life parallel stories" ther are CERTAIN things that the viewer expects to happen. And if they're NOT gonna happen; i suggest not hinting or for shadowing to your audience that its going to or " may " happen....

(Julia Childs; Dan Akroyd Version)

Otherwise.. say goodbye to mainstream movie box office success; but i guess the film wanted to stay true to what ACTUALLY Happened *lame* as opposed to what i actually WANTED to happen!... (killer robots from the earths core come to its surface and enslave humanity as punishment for not treating technology with the respect it deserves)...but whatever.



Last comment? the movie was 2 positive usually i like to see things go bad?.. right?... then the plots finds is way and things go well.... THen something cataclysmic ( however you spell it) happens mid movie; and the main character(s) has to over come that which brings you to the climax followed by happiness aaaaaaaaaaaaaand fin (right?)


of COURSE im right..

(Julie and Julia by Zia Ahmad)

but in this flick the Catastrphoic mid movie event... reaaaaaaaaaaaally isn't that bad... so its kinda difficult to really feel bad for their " slumps" *ecspeically Julie* but thats just a minor comment on an otherwise descently directed movie.


In the end its definatley a cool " true story" a cool " under dog" story; a GREAT job as usual by miss Streep; but I tell you like i tell everyone else; if you dont have a solid story; and if your story dont end well; it kinda kills everything leading up to it.

and thats why i gotta give this movie 3 french receipes outta 5

Time Travlers Wife: The Review

My Question is.... How come this guy can get a chick that look as good as Rachel McAdams; by only being around 5 minutes at a time. And a guy like ME has been in the same general vicinity for 29 YEARS and can barley hold a stable relationship!? ( or JOB for that matter)

(Like the Movies not confusing ENOUGH with you laying down all side-ways and sexy on the cover!.... im talking to YOU Bana!)

but forreal.... after getting over my blinding white jealous rage I have to say.. one of the best Time Travel Movies I've Ever Seen!

Usually when you watch something time travel-esque IE: the back to the future franchise or Donnie Darko its all about the Science and Science fiction of it.

WHat i really appreciated about this film is its just like... " hey.... heres a breif explanation... but honestly.. who cares?!"

and with that the movie really addresses the emotional and romantic components to well.. in-voluntary time travel.

Does it sound stupid?!.... of COURSE it does.. but the director does an excellnt job of pacing the story well; slowing it down; and really using clever camera work and just Great Direction to develop a rather mature story out of a premise that basically.... welll.... that probably only a 9 year old would find fascinating.


The one thing that REALLLY stuck out to me in this film is the idea of love... (gay) and that how some points in life... you can be REALLLY hate someone.... but in other points you couldn't possibly be more in love with that Same Person... .... so what happens if its like... you hate what that one person did... but your interacting with the same person before he or she commited that same act that you didn't like?!

(I SWEAR to god Micheal J Fox; sometimes I think you love that Stupid De LOrean and Doc Brown More than me!... for the last time Edna thats NOT how it work sand YOU KNOW IT!)

Then you get into the issue of... well she likes the PAST version of me BETTER from before i commited the act; MORE than the PRESENT ME; who has already commited the act.... so... are YOU jealous that she likes another version of YOU better than... well.... YOU?!!!


its just interesting how although love is considered something universal and all encompassing it too has its stronger and weaker points.



Eitherway; just a very smart; well thought out; challenging film. With EXCELLENT acting by McAdams (seriously HOW do you ACT like you're in love with someone who hasn't even MET you yet.. but YOU know EVERYTHING about HIM!?).... watch R-McAdams... THATS how..

(OMG... this wall is sooooo sexy... i just want to lean all OVER It.... )

oh also... by Bana does a descent job too ( who im still mad at for RUINING the hulk)

Come to think of it .... Time Travlers Wife is alot like the Hulk in that something happens to him..a nd then he ends up running around naked for awhile.... until he finds his way back home...

( Hulk Travel to Past to SMASH Ancient Persian EMPIRE!)

hmmm.... a common theme in this films perhaps?!

... nm im an idiot..


eitherway GREAT film 5 outta 5..

(C'mon Brian.... hold it in.. you remember what Dr. Reed Said: she'll never stop beating you unless she respects your manhood!)

see it with your girl or someone you love... or be a total loser like me and see it by yourself!!!.. ( that way no one can judge your for crying).. accept when your dad Barges in

"Bayta have you started your taxes y-.... are you crying?"



GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!

ps I had this great Simpsons related time Travel Joke in my head but i can't find it on youtube.. ahh well THIS'll Do... those of you who REALLLY know Simpsons will know EXACTLY how it relates in...

the rest of you.... aren't total geeks

9: The Review

Who "green lights" this stuff seriously.

"Gentlemen! I have an idea. A film about a post- appoctolyptic ( i KNOW thats not you spell it) future where sack people have inhereted the earth and must destroy a giant awesome robot for the concept of humanity to survive!

............................. Tim... just when I think you can't get any DUMBER.... you come up with something like this............

AAAAAAAAAAAND TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLLLLY REDEEEEEM YOURSELF!!! LETS MAKE THIS PICTURE!!

but seriously every now and then something really unique; and interesting will slip through the cracks of Hollywood and get made. (Kangaroo Jack anyone)?

But to be honest with you... I havn't really seen anything like this. Its kinda like Little Big PLanet? Meets the Terminator? with a Tim Burton / ACtion twist?

Im not gonna lie though i was hELLLLLA diggin this movie.

I mean i can see why it didn't do well? Its hard to tell a rather dark story with really cute characters and be able to market it towards adults as opposed to kids. Also i think thast why there wasn't as MUCH humor in it just bc they were trying to keep it a very serious and some-what horrific film.

Again its aREALLLY cool flick i dont think your girlfriend would like it but if you and your geekiest friends really wanna see something unique; and interesting (That doesn't invovle the words "Star" "Trek" or "Wars" ) like you've never seen before with GREAT animation; a some-what original story and just some REALLY cool action sequences check it out!!!

"As you can tell by my outdated business suit and glasses im too good for awesome movies..."

The one thing I will say that may cause some ppl to not get into the movie? Is the Science Fiction; its REALLLY out there.. but it's explained well and in MY opinion wasn't tooo far of a stretch to the point where i was like " aughhh this movies gay" but i feel like some ppl will have that opinion.Overall: Great Movie; intersting story; Gorgeous animation; Very cool / thoughtful action scenes. Just a GREAT Film.
Nice Work Mr. Burton; keep up the good work ( err except for Alice in Wonderland) you moron.

9 brave little sack people outta 9!

Boondock Saints 2: The Review

YOu ever eat like... Cocoa Pebbles in the morning?..

and your like aughhh man.. that was hellla good!

SOOOO good in fact your like.... im going to have a second bowl!!!

and that second bowl isn't as good.... but not BAD!!

until you get to your third bowl... at which point your like

wow.... this is kinda gross....

Well... thats how Boondock Saints II is... like your 3rd bowl of Cocoa Pebbles. Its soooo good the first time that you really want more...

But once you realize you're already expecting so much from it... you can never live UP to the hype.

Ecspecially if your "sequel bowl" comes out like 10 years after the original; and now Fred and Barney have aged terribly; while still attempting to pull of their original rock star hair cuts?!... and the biggest/ most sucessful star of the original Velma is too good to " glue" the film together and instead only signs on for a Cameo.....

Hey.... you remember those Cocoa Pebbles Commercials?... where Barney is always trying to Steal Freds Cocoa Pebbles with all these elaborate tricks?

WHy come he can't just be like; lemee get some of that; I mean you dont have to be all GREEEDY asking for the whole box!.. TRust me Rubble when you get to the 3rd bowl you're going to be pretty grossed out anyways...

.... stupid Cavemen no wonder they're all extinct Accept thos 2 super smart ones from those Geico Commercials?

..... ahh Great review! (good work Zia!)

see you guys next time...

WAIT!!!! oh yeah!! soo.... " Boon-dock saints 2"... right.... Hey isn't it ironic that this was releasted so close to saint patties day?.... err... wait..

.hhm.... im not sure what ironic means...

Anyways.... Overall it was a descent movie; it lacked a bit of focus and thread or theme which is REALLLY what seperated the first one from all the other action movies of the time.

With the acception of a descent plot; this film was almost a parody of the first. the whole time watching it all i could think about how much better the original was.

I did really like the one chick who aws the detective; she was cute and brought an sense of individuality and unique-ness to the flim.
I'll definatley give it up for the cinematography; some of the shots and use of slow motion was great... but now that i think of it thats pretty much all they used.

I can see what they were going for: Mission statement lets create the irish gangster version of The Godfather Part II

all they ended up accomplishing was making a rather "hoaky" early 90s style action parody of the original more indpendently flavored film.

Also that one " crazy eyed" mexican dude?... REALLLY took the sophistication of the film down several notches with with his Jim Carey like expressions and over done slapstick comedic moments.

One of the things that I really appreciated about the first one is that it wasn't "trying" to be anything; it was a little funny; a little clever; a little violent; and alot of fun. This one?.... was alot LESS of all that; and trying a little too to re-create the magic of the first one

Synopsis: The Sequel that'll never live up to the hype; but will never live up to the original; Fun if you wanna see your homies do something new, but gay if you are expecting a similar experience to the original.

2.5 bullet riddled shamrocks outta 5