The Ugly Truth: The Review

Wow....

That was a waste of time..... It took me 3 days to watch this movie ( i kept falling asleep).

Also during the movies pivitol scene; i was lookin up sneakers on the internet.

forreal though; in the movies defense?; this new Nike Air Max Attack collection is killing it!.. and my latest un employment check just came in.. imma be Fresh like PRODUCE!!!! this summer!!

anyways... what was i talking about?

oh yeah..

those nike air max 1s are PURE MAGICAL!!

wait......

wait no...

OH YEAH!!!!

This movie.... ugh. I dont know dawg... the chick Katherin Heigel doesn't do it for me.. i like my chicks to be more relatable i had NOOOO interest in this girl what so ever; i mean Kate Hudson; Jennifer Anniston: Jennifer Lopez; that chick from Love and basketball? they all have a certain vulnerability that make men be like... daym yo.... I hella wanna make that girl feel better! like not even in a dirty way.. just like i wanna give them a hug or whatever! anyways... with Horrible last name Heigel; i wasn't feelin that at all...she just seemed prude and rather annoying.

"I've Never Said a Bad Word in My Life"

On the other hand you've got Gerard Butler whos trying to be this over the top rough around the edges morning show version of Howard stern accept 98% tamer; and negative 500% funnier. Of course the movie had to be tamed down to appeal to a braoder female audience; but there is way to keep things "edgey" but still fun and something that women would watch

and it just plays out stupid when G-butler says something thats not THAT bad; and almost being un PC for the sake of.... well being un PC; and then to see this chick like " whyyyy!!! i NEVER!!! how DARE YOU!!" its just very 1982 you know?

its too middle of the road be over the top OFFENSIVE and let the female lead act like the audience would act.

Or be regular; and have the women be over offendible ( is that word) and have the audience react like G- Butler would act

but going down the middle? ( thats what she said) its just lame...

hey.... if you dont stand for something.. you'll fall for anything.

And thats basically what this movie does... it coudln't deicde what it wanted to be; who its target audience is; and failed by trying to please too many

"daym Zia it suck THAT bad?!... "

well.. it wasn't really " Bad" it was just " boring and predictible" is those 2 things equal up to a bad movie for you.. then by YES by your defintition it was a bad movie..

"oh okay Zia; so i guess your saying its NOT a bad movie?"

... NO it totally is.. im not really sure what my previous point was....

but Gerard does come hard and does the best he can witha crap script. He's fun to watch; and comes on point with his Scottish? accent.

IM tellin you Gerard.. 300 was great!.. but everyone is waiting for something ELSE great from you.. and im not saying "Law Abiding Citizen wasn't awesome... what i AM saying is you can coast on these romantic comedies for a bit ( the bounty hunter) but you need to get crackin on makin some good movies! before you end up like Vin Diesel...

Eitherway.. the REEEEEAAAAAL Ugly Truth... is this MOVIE!!!... augh that was a realllly crappy punch line..

im really sorry

... are you mad at me?

c'mon dont be mad!

i can be funnier!!!

aughh c'mon dont go!!!

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you'll be back

1 vibrating pair of panties out of 5