Couples Retreat: The Review

Wow....

Sorry PJ

THAT was a really bad movie. That Movie was so bad it made GILI look good!

I've never seen Gili but...  err.

... I dont know i just wanted to be mean....

was that too mean though?

aughh.. now i feel bad....

..

ANWAYS!!!...  you think John Faverou ( or however you spell it) and Vince Vaughn really know way around a comedy  RIGHT?

no.. if you thought that you would be a complete moron and have no friends. 

aughh why am i so mean?!

either way I dont  know maby they were trying to appeal to an older, broader, or stupider audience?

(yeah You!)

Well ;Mean Zia;  May i inquire as to how you arrived at this rather negative conclusion?

Yes you may respected reader.  and BTW you dont have to call me " Mean Zia"

"Regular or Handsome Zia will do just fine"

How about Asshole Zia?...

.....

lets just move on.

But yes; I arrived at this conclusion   quiet simply really.... just take a series of Overly unrealistic situations, the most BASIC of BASIC couples therapy jokes,  an unBELIEVABLY crapily  crafted plot, add a few insanely inaccurate depiction of urban culture, (c'moooon big DADDY im tryna up and get my PAAAAARTY ON.. yeah baby boo. its not 2003 anymore mmkay? thanks!!!)  OH!!!.. and dont forget the awkwardly placed  20 minute Guitar Hero commercial! Which is the Moron Cherry  top one of the most generically crafted  Sundaes  i've eatin in a LOONG time!

(Romantic Comedies: High in Calories; Low on Content)

But wait there was some Whip Cream on the Sundea too in: the fact that they're on this amazingly gorgeous island that shows up CRYSTAL CLEAR in Blu-Ray?

and delcious brownie chunks with the Sundae : all of the lead females in this role are gorgeous!  And deserve to be in their underwear and bikinis as they looked like they were involved in some type of contest to see who can be the hottest; and all of them had personal trainers and nutrionists or something!  Well i've got NEWS for you ladies your ALL winners

(Wow; these are some GREAT BEACHES; oh... and the sand and water are okay too... )

The Sundea Also has nuts when The  men in the movie... looked like they were ALSO in a competition; to see who had the WORST body possible.

Hey Vince two words: Diet Dr. Pepper...

err... thr-

(Vince Vaugn Seen Here preparing for his next role as Penguin in the up comming Batman Film)

Never MIND! 

The Sundea also has an extrea helping of carmel sauce when-

"Okay!!!.. your moron Sundae Movie Metaphor?!.. not working  okay so lets move on"

nah i've gotta really good transition here lemee just poor the

"MOOOOOOOOOOVE ONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

..........

(Finally!....)

*snifff*..

...

are you cr?--

But yeah; other than a series of mild chuckles i can count on my left hand, this movie is nothing to write home about; and no reason to retreat to.

I honestly feel like the characters took on this role so they could vacation it up; and still get paid;

(ahhhh Jokes on you; you came to see our movie!.. THATS the worst $10 you EVER spent!)

Or perhaps have their Sundaes and eat it to?

"WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!"

1 PJ appology outta 5