Bolt: the movie review

ahhh..

nothing like doing very little to nothing on a Sunday morning..(after an un-eventful saturday night) watching movies for BABIES!!!

"wassup chick.. could i get your #"

... i dont think so..

"how about ur email?"

.... i'd rather not..

"twitter handle"

..Let go of my ARM!


"FINE!!.. at least i have BOLT to keep me compnay!!!"

Aside from protecting my fragile socially dependent ego... I dont know.. theres not MUCH to say about this movie.

it was slightly above average.

I guess i just really don't like the idea of my animated films being so contemporary. What with so much Hollywood
inuendo and pigeons with regional accents..

Actually... to be honest with you the pigeons were the coolest part.

"dude.. we've toooooootally got an awesome movie pitch for you bolt..."

Bolt: the movie review.



I dont know.. i guess its kinda hard to start a movie so freakin awesome.. with complex yet cliched action
sequences and then attempt to take it to a more serious heart felt direction later.

I dont feel like kids can keep up or REALLLY get into a charater with such a difficult to get behind plot?..

Like Finding Nemo is trying to find his kid

Lion King is getting Simbas kingdom back ( BTW... did you know " Simba" is African for Lion? OHH EM GEE.. i din't know that!)



either take it wayyyyyyyyyyy in left field like Madascar or shrek and have it be HELLLA funny with a light hearted attitude

or have it be more heart felt and NOT as much humor like Bambi orr.. ehhh.. I dont know... Pochantis? (or however you spell it)



Kudos to the writers and director for not spending toooo much time developing the basic bplot... but evne so..
the point is.. you cant have too much heart, too much comedy, and too much difficult to digets storyline
(ecspecially for kids)..

you've gotta pick ONE THEME and stick with it..

this movie just had too many elements..

but to say the least it was creative, well written, and fun to watch....

I really liked the cat "Mittens" her attitude and backsroy was interesting and believable ( ppl do treat their cats that way sometimes
but that little hampster in a ball was a bit annoying.

Again.. not tooooooo much to say about this movie, accept i dont feel jipped cuz i only paid a $1 for it at the red box.


*red box is the FUTURE of movies....


This is no finding nemo, monsters inc, shrek or even Cars. But its a descent movie with a few good laughs...

Synopsis:just dont expect any classic story telling, or a movie you'll be watching with your kids 10 -20 years down the road,
when they can beam movies into your head via wi fi

when the government gets caught in a brains scandal called " mind gate" where they've attempt to brain wash their citizens
with pro-peanut butter propaganda against the current jelly dictatorship regieme. (Elect President Kro-dose) dont blame me
i voted for Kang!


aaaaaaaaaaaanyways..

i give it 3 super barks outta 5...

Check out THIS review as well as others on Sazze

Yelping the hard way

I dont know if this is relevant..

or even a big deal... but i dont really have anything else to write about so anywyas.... as some of you may know i run a small online community sazze.com

What up Sazze town..

and some jerk off had the audacity to hate on it:

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-sazze-com

but then WEEEE had the audacity to " cap back"

http://www.sazze.com/answer/yelp-hating-on-sazze/3089

anyways...

I just wnat to make one thing abundantly clear to "yelpers"

Internet lesston #1

its not who does it first.

its who does it best.

watch your mouth..

(and your back)

-Holla!

10 Reasons Why I hate Tracy California

1.)In the Summer, it smells like Cows, In the Spring it smells like Dogs, in the Winter I feel like Helen Hunt from Twister ( Save me Dennis Quaid) and in the Fall... ehh.... I also dont like it

2.) The only 2 radio stations that come in stations that come in perfectly clear are Calienta 106.1 Mucho Grande Radio-so, or Honky Talk 104.1 (no coloreds allowed)

3.) The 3 branches of Government in Tracy are Walmart, Costco, and Food Max ( in that order)

4.) the closest Block Buster is 30 minutes away, and the newest movie they have is Spiderman 2

5.) I hate windmills

6.) The internet Connection i so slow i might as well go to block buster than try to play youtube

7.) The Median Weight of a Tracy women is 300lbs

8.) I think the "Klan" lives up the street from me

9.) I dont know whats more akward:
a.) the Giant Cross burned into the ground that says " Jesus Saves
b.) or the Tiny bill board next to it with too overweight thugged out white boys comming out of a mid priced american "luxury sedan" with the caption " Filthy 205" written across the bottom

10.) The Masjid is 2 lawn mower sheds taped together.