14 Stupid reasons why DealsPlus is better than Batman

1.)Bruce wayne has to pay FULL Price for his dates
http://dealspl.us/valentines_day_at_white_castle_126616

2.)DealsPlus didn’t kill Heath Ledger

3.)Deals Plus doesn’t wear a cape



4.)Batman has to pay FULL PRICE for his bacon lip gloss
http://dealspl.us/list/Hilarious/14708

5.)The PLUS logo is wayyy cooler than the bat logo

6.)Deals plus doesn’t get LOST for hours looking for the batcave (AHHHH i missed the EXIT AGAIN!!)

7.)Bruce Waynes alter ego is not a weath of female masturbation knowledge like Deals Plus’s alter ego ( Sazze)

http://www.sazze.com/products/beyond-2000-qx6-the-evolution-vibe-rabbit-dual-ac

8.)Deals Plus doesn’t have to wear black EVERY DAY! (im late for work again!!.. Robins gonna KILLL me..)

9.)No creepy old man live in Butler

10.)Dealsplus doesn’t have to make out with Maggie Gyllenhaul
( ehh.. i WOULD Kiss you.. i just have a cold right now)

11.) DealPlus doesn’t have strange and complex belts YOU can’t AFFORD!

12.)Deals Plus doesn’t have a weird kid following him around in yellow underwear and cape


13.)DealsPlus has never accidentally killed a man.

14.) There has never been a Batman movie starring Val Kilmer (HELLLOO BECKYYY??!!!!...... im sooooooooo CRAVING KRISSSSSSSSSSSSPY KREAM RIGHHHHHHHT NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!)



More Reasons why Deals Plus is the Shiz?!:

http://blog.dealspl.us/dealsplus-comes-out-of-beta-ready-to-take-on-consumer-market