10 Reasons I hate Facebook

10 Reasons
I Hate
Facebook

1.) Excesisve Farmville Comments: I dont care how many eggs your stupid chicken layed.

2.) People commenting on their Fat Friends pictures all " OMG girl what a HOT MAMA!" when they SHOULD be commenting like " I'm worried about your cholesterol"

( OMG Jeena! that Dress is fitting you PERFECT YOU'RE SO HOT!!!!!)

3.) The Way it tastes

4.) Your overly sexualized or Gang related default pic

5.) the logo; it SHOULD be:



6.)Your Lame Status: John Williams is having a peaceful Sunday Afternoon





7.) The Fact that my DAD knows where I REALLLY was last Saturday @ 3am thanks to someones MORONIC PICTURE POSTING!

(hey Dad are you ashamed of me?!)

8.) The fact that i NOW KNOW that my ex-Girlfriend and her New Boyfriend had a "Satisfying" weekend in Tahoe ;) <------I Know what semi colon and closed paranthesis means!!!



9.) The Facebook name Facebook. It is neither a " book OR a face so........ yeah.


10.) I have dramatically less friends than other profiles.