this movie ROCKS!!!!...
actually it was broken down into 2 parts.
1.) Hulk vs. Wolverine ( meh)
2.) Hulk vs. Thor (yeh!)
I will start with the 1.) Title.
Hulk vs. Wolverine was alright.... buts its HULK DVD HULK STAR!!! NOT YOUUUU!!! and with THAT said i dont want all this stupid Wolverine Backstory about how this scientist injected adamantium into his skeleton blah blah blah
(Medical X-rays can make ANYTHING look boring)
I already KNOW alla that!!!! (Trust me I know more about the man than any self respecting hetero-sexual should know) I Just need to see the Hulk do some Oscar Caliber Smashing. Which he does but its dramatically cut short by the *sigh* Story?!
Side Note: How come there's not a best " smash sequnce" or "action sequence" category in the Oscars? I mean haven't we evolved past the stages of giving a crap about " best sound board composition" or " best back stage key grip?" I want the years best explosions and celeberations of violence be appreciated for what they are!!.. Also I want the phsical oscar for that particular category to be holding a giant machine gun!!!
In that similar sense they should have a "love scene" oscar; in which the oscar should have a....
... nevermind.
Side Note: How come there's not a best " smash sequnce" or "action sequence" category in the Oscars? I mean haven't we evolved past the stages of giving a crap about " best sound board composition" or " best back stage key grip?" I want the years best explosions and celeberations of violence be appreciated for what they are!!.. Also I want the phsical oscar for that particular category to be holding a giant machine gun!!!
(and the Oscar for best demented clown performance in a super hero film goes to!!!! John Leguizamo in SPAWN!!??)
... nevermind.
What was i talking about again?..
AHHH YESSS!!
HULK; IMPATIENT WITH LONG WINDED OSCAR CONVERSATION!!!!!...
What i DID enjoy watching was Dead Pool.. I dont know if you know him but he had a couple of REALLY funny lines in the movie
AHHH YESSS!!
HULK; IMPATIENT WITH LONG WINDED OSCAR CONVERSATION!!!!!...
What i DID enjoy watching was Dead Pool.. I dont know if you know him but he had a couple of REALLY funny lines in the movie
HULKKKKKKKKKKKKK SMAAAAAAAAAASHHHh RED MAN!!!!
(This New Valet Parking guy is AWESOME!)
"............ does he mean me?!"
Other than that the drawings were great but the animation wasn't very smooth; (im tending to notice this in American animated films) the dialogue was kinda weak ; and you could just kinda tell they didn't get to do everything they wanted to.
but the DVD REALLY shines on " Hulk Vs. Thor"
aughh man that was some fun stuff; maby its because i didn't really know the History of what Thor was about?... but its basically some lame wanna be Lord of the Rings type stuff; with poorly drawn characters and crappy almost parody dialogue to the Tolkein Franchise (Which basically can be said for any Fantasy/ Legens and Lore entertainment at this point) . but what i DID Like about it was that the Hulk Beats everyones ass!!! for like 40 mintues!!
(This picture is BASICALLY 98% of the movie)
also not to be a TOTAL LOTR geek but they did do some other cool stuff with the characters; and the way they sort of used the Hulk in a Bruce Banner in a pretty Unique way.
Im not gonna lie i was not impressed by the Hulk vs. Wolverine but i REALLLY did enjoy Hulk vs. Thor.
BUT!!! im a complete Geek and i really like stuff like that... unlesss your a true Comic Book Loser ( and lets face if you're reading this blog you are) Then i'd check it out.
Otherwise this is an easy "main stream movie" pass.
3 Hulk Smashes outta 5!
(A Scene from the up comming " Hulk Vs Spiderman" The film is set to be 40 seconds long)
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