For ONCEE!!!! Hollywood has an oppurtunity to make middle eastern/ Muslim culture to NOT look like the most ignorantly violent culture in the history of humanity and what do they do?!... replace us all with WHITE People!!??.. awesome.... PERFECT!!
well if THATS the case then you should have used WHITE people for all the Persians you killed in 300; and all the Terrorists whos asses Arnold beat in True Lies, and hate on .... I dont know.... WYoming?! on Fox News!
While we're on the subject how come all of these White people are like the protaganists in these ethnically cultural films?! Kevin Costner in Last of the Mohicans?!... Tome Cruise in "The Last Samurai", Sam Worthington as the GREATEST Avatar in History? and Comming Next Summer " The Mike Tyson Story" Starring Bradly Cooper?!
Granted; more ethnically diverse actors like Vin Diesel; and Dwayne" The Rock" Johnson ( can we just go back to calling him the rock now?) dont really make good cases for themselves by starring in idiot movies like " The tooth Fairy" and "The Pacifier"; but All im saying is GIVE 'um a SHOT!?... COudn't you see Kal Pen jumping over roof tops with his side kick Harold?!.. fighting bad guys and saving princesses?!
(nm... I dont really wanna see that movie)
Anywaaaaaysss!!Overall?
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time or as I like to call it " Prince of Persia: Jake Gylennhalls shirt does not have sleeves" was pretty tight!!
(Jake Gylenhall scene here in traditional middle eastern Action Hero Garb)
The Story moved a bit quick giving it some what of a cartoonish plot; and not allowing vieweres to connect with any characters very deeply; but as far as some of the stunts and special effects go it was ALOT of fun!! (Granted.... as much fun as I could have sitting two rows away from the screen; and falling asleep every 15 minutes* not the movies fault: not to self: never watch a 9:45 show!*) but eitherway it was a REALLLY fun movie.
(I too have replaced myself with a caucasian actor!)
ANYWAYSSSS!!... Lots of crazy acrobatics; jumping roof top to roof top; you know; basic Aladdin Style Theivery! ( Minus the Gilber Godfrey Parrot) combined with amaaaazingly cool special effects whenever anyone actually pushes the "time travel dagger button" which is not what it was called in the movie... but SHOULD have been!
(Not only will the Time Traveling Dagger cut through soup cans; but if you call in the next 10 minutes you'll get the travel time travel dagger for FREE!!! Just pay the cost of shipping )
Also speical note to the un-usually attractive love interest in the movie ( unforunatley heath ledger wasn't available) but his replacement was nothing to shake a miswaq at!
(YAMA HAMA!!!!)
All in all this movie is pretty entertaining, and if your'e going to see it do so on the big screen; are we talking about Iron man 2 quality block buster here?.. or Course not. Lets just call this bad boy: Aladdin meets Back to the Futre and then CHEATS on her with Indiana Jones!!!! so your not sure who's baby it is... And even though you totally loved her; and really want her back!!.. she's happy with her new man...and they're moving into a condo next week; and they're putting BOTH THEIR NAMES ON THE LEEEEAASE!!!! and she says that no matter HOW many bouquets of flowers, boxes of chocolates, or viles of blood that you send her she's NEVER going to take you back!!!!
OH GOD WHYYYY INDIANA JONES: CURSE OF THE CYRSTAL SKULLL!!!! WHY WOULD LEAAAAVE MEEE!!!!.... im SOOOO LOOOOONLEY!!!!
aughhhhhhhhhhh!!!
mmm....
ahem...
*sniff*
..............but if you've got nothing to do on a Friday Night but writing love notes by cutting letters out of magazines ( and lets face it... you DONT!) check it out!
3 time traveling daggers outta 5
1 comment:
yea thats about right. nothing to write home about.
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