Thursday, June 10, 2010

The Last Castle: The Review

Never heard of it?
Me niether!?

I guess its just one slipped by the 'ol Radar like a North Korean Nuclear Missle.... ( too soon?)...... I see you Kim JUng!

*What does that even mean?!

Pick up a newspaper ya-jackass!!

jk im not sure what it means either

any who... this is hands down; without a doubt; the single best: wrongly accused war general serving sentence in a military prison i've EVER SEEN!!!

OH YEAH!!!! I SAID IT!!!

If there is a wrongly accused war general serving sentence in a military prison Oscar Award?.. This movie should definatley be in the running! 

It all centers around Aging Heart throb Robert Redford with a cool aloof bravado similar to clint eastwood or a Hetero- John Travolta.

If you thought PRISON movies were fun!  Wait till you see a Military Prison movie!

The crux of the film is the confrontation between new inmate Robby R and the Prison wardan "Tony Soprano"



Its really interesting giving their social confines and limitations how they sort of play this "chess game" for control of the prision. Excellent Strategic Power Struggle.  If I ever go to Prison?  im going to beable to RUN that spot thanks to this movie!  Aaaaand from watching Oz.

I dont know if i already said this but; Robert Redford is a Dream Boat!... there I said it!!... Move over Betty White theres a new candle and flower adorned 20x30 Poster Photo going over MY mantle!!! He's just really fun to watch; a friendly and authoratitve figure that you wish your dad was like.



On the lower end of the spectrum you've got James Gandolfini Aka Tony Soprano "WHOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!! Watch the F*ckin way you Talwk to ya F*ckin Madda ahhh?!"

I dont know i've been watching the Sopranos for YEARS!!! and it just hard for me to get behind him as this sort of soury whoose-bag spineless character.  I just wish he had more force and stronger convictions on his end to help even him out as a worthy advesary for "Dreamy Red"

OH also that guy from 13 going on 30?.. or was it " 17 again"?

eitherway that dudes in this movie. I dont know its just hard for me to believe him even BEING in this movie. I mean there are some THUGGED out criminals; tatoos; wave caps; beards, bald heads, and close fades.  and then you've got THAT guy all teeny-bopper handsome tryna be all " im too cool to have morals?"



get outta here I seen you make out with Jeniffer Goofy Ass Garner a month ago! dont try to be all Sha-Shank Redemptiony

whatevers....

Its a great movie: clever action sequneces, great protaganist antagonist rivalry, excellently directed ( very cool split screen angles) and just a fun movie to disect and analyze from a strategic battle prespective. 

eitherway i'd recomend checking it out with the homies or even alone!  just a Fantastic Film that Snuck under the Radar

4 upside down american flags outta 5!

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