Hmm… this is kiiiiiiiiiinda one of those flicks where you got the “ high lights” from
the trailer… I mean it’s a FUN movie.. but the best parts were for SURE in the
previews.. I laughed my ASS off watching the previews.. but when t he time the flim
finally roled around those jokes were a bit stale.



The movie DID have some other pretty funny parts, and its DEFINATLEY worth a
watch, but you may want to bypass the $10 Box office rip off.

Fun characters, witty dialogue, that one kid micheal cena? Is just GOLD man..
everytime he’s on screen im always laughing, Jack Black was really good also..
he’s not really an “ actor” in my opnion though he’s some dude.. that you throw in
a movie and will GURANTEE you laughs… you know? That’s like his personality.

The movies also got a great Jud Aptow style natural delivery, kinda pokes fun at
some biblical refrences ( which everyone seems to be okay with) , but all in all it’s
a descent flick and DEFINATLEY worth checking out!

See it with your budies or w/ your girl on a date!

4 outta 5!

The Boy in Striped Pajamas: The Review

This is the first movie I’ve become interested in, and seen JUST by the movie
poster alone. It’s a suuuuuuper interesting concept. Its this boy who lives next to
a Jewish Internment camp. And he be-friends a Jewish-boy his same age who
lives in the camp… the two have play dates through the fence. Its super sweet,
and horrifying at the same time. Really a solid film with a lot of interesting ideas.

There were a couple of things I wasn’t feeling however:

I would have liked to have seen the two boys have more screen time together. I
mean that IS the main premise of the film right?.. but nooo they’re all talkin about
the mom and DADS relationship, the sisters budding Nazi interests, the gardner,
the maid.. all this other kinda stuff.

Which is fine, I mean it really helps give you a good sense of the social-climate of
the time, but to be personally invested in the film, and the main character you
NEED to have him be on screen more, get in tune with his thoughts and ideas a
little better. Independent films always think they’re so cool… like to leave things
up to the viewer with as little assistance as possible, which leads a few scenes to
move a bit slow, or a bit dull at times.

But forreal… I mean.. usually when u put to kids together on screen its REALLY
charming like dennis the menace, or home alone?.. but who ever wrote this movie
out wanted to keep the kid humor REAL simple and accurate…. so its like.. ughh.
BORING.. have you ever REALLY watched 2 eight year olds talk?.. and not NOW
with PS3 and Poke-mon im talking about 100 years ago

BORING!

So that also made it hard to feel for the main characters, or ANY characters for that
matter. But regardless of the lack of character interest or development the over all
film is well done, the lead character/ little boy was EXCELLENT such curious and
blue eyes, its like “ you KNOW he’s going to get into trouble”.. all in all it was a
good movie.



I would have down played some of the background charactesr rolls, got rid of
some of the “ administrative tasks of actually MOVING to a new place, and
adjusting to the new home part of the story, and just FOCUSED on the bond
between the two

I mean.. the reason Titanic was so successful was NOT because of the sinking
ship, not the stories and feelings of everone on the ship… but the relationship
between leo and ehhh… Kate Winslet? ( I think that’s her name)

So if they focused on THAT part more I think this movie would have been a SMASH
hit as opposed to a net flix possibility.

Eitherway I’d say check it out , just a really clever and intresting social commentary:

3.5 stars

Defiance: The Review

Its one thing when you have an Action Movie, where the antagonists are a Wiley bunch of tough looking, slick dressing, gangsters from an undisclosed western European country who wants revenge on America for Being Free; and the only one who can stop them is a handsomely aging Bruce Willis.

“WHOOOO ISSS DEEEEEES MEEEESTER VEEEYLIS YOU SPEEEEK OFFFF”?

It’s quite another to lift something right out of the pages of history to develop an action film around.

And to TOP it all off.. its actually based on a true story… well according to the movie it WAS a true story not just based on a true story… sooo.. yeah?.

Now if I know movies ( and I like to think I do) 9 times out of 10 the phrase “ based on a true story” allows the film to suck under the precedence of “ these are based on true events, we wanted to stay true to the original characters maaaaaaannn… I like to get highhhhhh man!!.. and keep the integrity of a story intaaaaaaaact BROOOOOoo”.
……okay….

Anyways…

That’s completely fine,I mean your movie could have totally used a talking dog and a lady with a prosthetic machine gun leg.. but I DIGRESS!!

Anyways…. This movie really sorta met in the middle, it had an interesting undertone of community, like how do you start re-building a civilization in the middle of the woods?

How do you protect a small band of Jews from Nazi’s Germany? And how FAR do you go to keep them safe?

And what do you do if someone threatens to bring your infant community down with anarchy?

I guess the real question is “ How Can we live like animals, but we will not become them”

Because there are certain military stratedgies that are barbaric yet necessary in times of war. So what do you do when common sense aligns with necessary
murder?

I don’t know.. and I thank god I’ve never been in that situation, but the movie poses some interesting moral dilemmas, along with some pretty cool and moving action sequences.

Unlike movies of the mid 80s to early 90s when the good guy meets up with the bad guy for the FINAL show down…. And says something cool like “ I take my coffee extra black”

Whaaaa?!... Mc Garnagle?!... I thought you were dead!

**machine gun fire explosions obligatory NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo I’ll get
you MAGARNAGLE **as he falls out the window and CRASH Lands on his
OWWWWN solid white Cadillac Limosine ,

while the protagsinst smugly remarks “ looks like he needed a lift”

… oh man!.. that WOULD Be awesome….



Ehhh.

Anyways!

What was I talking about again?

Oh yeah!.. so this movie doesn’t necessarily have that cheesy need to statisfy its
viewers through revenge, I mean he DOES but its more UN settling and realistic
than anything else.

I guess, its hard to make an action film AND value human life, and this film does
just that. I guess as its precedessor “ saving private ryan” demonstrates, and
Hollywood often tries to convince us otherwise: War is Not Cool.

And this film does a great job of expressing that idea, along with some other
interesting notions.

DEFIANTLEY an interesting film as a history piece, as an action film, or simply
something for you to mentally chew on.

See it with the fellas, hyperactive kids, and maby even your chick if you don’t
possibly mind her getting mad at you for “ never wanting to get a movie YOUR
interested in”

B*tch after BrideWars you don’t get to CHOSE NO MORE!

But forreal though 5 stars!

*** oh btw… I haven’t watched like.. the last 5 minutes of the movie?.. buuuuuut
I’m pretty sure it won’t make a big change in my review, unless something
awesomely cheesy happens:

*bad guy gets his head cut off*:

looks like he couldn’t keep a cool head

he had a good “ head “ on his shoulders

looks like he WASN’T at the “ head” of his class.



LOL.. I gotta write these down… ( or just watch Austin Powers again)

Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter

Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter



So.. I’m not gonna lie… I’m not really even SURE what a “ black freight” is.. so usually when I hear a movie with a title im not sure about.. I always assume.. “ meh this is going to suck”.. that plus I’d never seen any previews or commercials for it.

HOW EVER… I did see the real watchmen movie?.. so anything you cosign that title on.. im SLIGHTLY interested… Apparently its supposed to mimc the actual Watchmen story form a “metaphorical stand point” but if that’s actually true its WAYYYYY over my head.

So I pop it in (that’s what she said) expecting I don’t not that much?.... but man.. was I wrong..

Super cool visually detailed and decently fluid animation, overly disgusting subject matter ,complete with a creepy horror undertone.

Just really something unique and fully engaging. What makes it all the more fun is the fact that the narrator has this epic Edgar Allen Poe feel.

“as the feathered beasts plucked the earths dough feasting on mother earths curious indignation”

…… oh?.. you mean that pigeon eating bird seeds?

……………”yes”

I don’t want to give away too much but lets just sayyyyyyy its kidna like “Cast Away” with Tom Hanks meets pirates of the Caribean, But with more twisted violence then both Kill Bills put together, and smart enough to trip you out like the Matrix!

………… okay.. I may have over sold it…

But its DEFINATLEY a good movie… the box say an hour and 40 minutes?.. however when I was watching it.. it felt like….. 40 minutes tops… I dunno maby I was just super interested? Or maby the basic story was overly simplified; or MABY the box just lied?

Eitherway… definatley check it out with your buddies, ehhh.. I wouldn’t really recommend watching this with kids or girls.. as the violence is absoultley horrific. And YOUR going to be responsible for sitting up with them all night

Isn’t it funny how cartoons are good for 2 things?.. .little babies? And horrible violence that would be difficult to reproduce in live action sequences?

…. I dunno.. EITHERWAY

Def 5 starst

DEF checkit out!

**ohhhh!!!.. you know wha?.. I just realized why it was only 40 minutes… I only watched “ the black freighter part.. theres another part called” under the hood”.. which I didn’t watch.. DAMNIT NET FLIX.. next time you tell me EVERYTHING!!!!

8 Blaring Inconsistencies from Michael Jacksons Thriller

I promise I’m not one of those guys who sees the glass half empty, but thriller has been ALL OVER the place recently..
I guess I just have a couple of “inconsistencies that I thought needed to be addressed”

1.)In the Beginning of the video, it’s Michael in his car w/ some chick right?.... like.. WHY would you be hangin out w/ some chick when there is a full moon out and you KNOW you’re going to turn into a WAREWOLF? Why not explain that you’re horrendous situation during the day over a cup of coffee?

2.)In the beginning of the video Michaels GF is super scared and asks him to leave the movie with her, and he obliges, but the thing that’s weird.. is he’s IN the MOVIE!.. if I was in a movie and MY girlfriend wanted me to leave?.. I’d be like.. uh… HELL NO B*TCH!.. I’m STARRIN in this movie!!.. talkin about turnin into a ware wolf and everything!.. why don’t you ever notice the positive accomplishments in my life!.. instead of always getting scared…. Like when I killed that spider last week.. I think we need some time apart

3.)After they leave the theatre.. the 2 walk for hella blocks… um.. Michael… I KNOW you haven’t racked up all your sales for the “thriller” record at THIS point... but off the wall was no JOKE... Why COME YOU DON’T HAVE A CAR!

4.)So we all know the situation, Michael Jackson turns into a zombie and starts dancing around… HOWEVER, I’m not gonna lie, he seems to look a bit more like Frankenstein? Is the lead choreographer of a zombie dance troop a being created of old zombie part? I would expect him to be LESS coordinated as opposed to MORE so?

5.)How come Michael’s shirt is all ripped up when he turns into a Frankenstein-zombie hybrid? It’s not like he dug himself out of a grave that he had been chilllin in for the past 40 years? (ps that’s a NICE jacket)

6.)How that one zombie came out of the sewer?!.... did he die down there?.. wasn’t he wearing a suit and tie? So by this logic, a man with a suit and tie died in the sewer only to NOW be awoken?

7.)When that chick runs into the house…. How come one of the zombie comes through the floor boards, I don’t see how zombies could have such intricate knowledge of architecture?

8.)How come when Michael turns into a zombie, his jerry curl remains perfect?

UP: The Movie Review

“UP”: The Movie Review

Lets get one thing clear…. Disney Pixar makes SMASH hits. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

Toy Story, Monsters Inc, Cars, Wall-E, Bugs Life?!... you CANNNNOT hate!
Now before I get into anything I want to make it cleeeeeeeeeeeeear!
I saw this movie in 2D, I wasn’t fortunate enough to catch the 3D option.. sooo….
Yeah.

Anyways.. the movie was really good: fun, interesting, entertaining, and creative.

But I don’t know.. I honestly thought Toy Story, Cars, and a few others were
legitimately just FUNNY MOVIES.. but this one?.. I don’t know. Not so much?

I think I have my lack of humor pin pointed to the way the film just started off with
such a heavy / serious although charming feel, it was just sorta hard for me to get
up outta that mood and appreciate some of the other comedic offerings the movie
attempted to provide.

Im not tryna give away too much.. but all I wanted was for that old man to FINISH
WHAT he STARTEd.. F*CK all these CUTE Characters, goofy do do birds, fat
asian kids, and talking Dogs…. You CAME HERE TO DO .. what you CAME HERE
TO DO!.. and THAT’S FINAL!!... DO YOU HEAR ME!! DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME
OLD MAN!!

*sir can you keep it down… my 3 year old is crying…. And stop cursing…… and
put your shirt back on*

………

Anyways.. defiantly a good movie, im sure its better in 3D… I feel like the film really
utilized the sky-scape as a really important special effect of the film, unfortunately if
your only operating in a dual dimension PLATFORM you totally lose it.

Im going to give this movie 3 stars bc not only did it not make me laugh as hard as
I thought it would, it actually made me really sad, and no matter how hard the film
tried after that.. I couldn’t get into it….

That and I saw it in 2D

If you got some kids, or even someone that you REALLLLY love… check this out,
just be for-warned some parts of up can be a reaaaaaaaal downer ( oh snaaap!!..
I didn’t even mean for it to sound like that)



-Holla!

Transformers 2; Revenge of the Fallen: The Review

I dunno.. I guess it’s hard..

When your Michael Bay.. and you’ve just satisfied every grown mans child hood fantasy ( no..., not 2 chicks at the same time…the OTHER ONE) .. Delivering an entertaining, involving, fun, and unique summer film that satisfied virtually every movie go-er*

*not every movie go-er, but WHATEVS!

Then what’s next!!!??....

DUH a sequel!

So say IM Michael Bay… I’m like… oh god!!.. I have to do this again!?.. alright.. If I have to do it AGAIN!... I’ll EXCEED everyone’s expectations (not unlike what I did with Bad Boys 2)

People like Transformers right?.. I’ll give them 10 TIMES more transformers!

People liked Shyala Buffs (or whatever his name is) in his comedic scenes?.. I’ll up THAT exponentially! In fact I’ll pour so much “off the wall” humor into this movie that you won’t even TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!

Crazy Action? I’ll put so much action in this movie you won’t even KNOW what’s going on!

Story line? I’ll make such a complex, unrealistic, and UNBELIVABLE story line that audiences will lose interest ¼ of the way through!

Special effects? I’ll use them ANY CHANCE I get on EVERYTHING I CAN! w/o questioning the relevancy of its USE in the film!

Megan Fox is hot right?... so I’ll over expose her.. And also EVERY SINGLE women in the movie will be drop DEAD GORGEOUS to the point that you have to question my legitimacy as a director OR; if I’m just insulting your intelligence! …

So, what do you get when you’ve got MORE Transformers, Crazier Action, Insane
Storyline, RIDICOULOUS special Effects, and hot chicks everywhere?

Ann AWESOME MOVIE right?!

WRONG.

You see.. sometimes.. too MUCH of a “good thing” can just RUIN IT.. for example… you
may enjoy a slice of cheese cake.. however.. eating several cheese cakes at ONCE can
leave you queasy, upset, tired, even a bit irritable,

I think it’s called the law of diminishing returns (but what do I know I’m not a
doctor).. and I THINK that’s what director Michael Bay over looked: over doing it.

“People are going to expect a great movie, I’m going to give them WAYYY MORE THAN
THAT!”.. the classic case of the movie that tried to hard…



Daym Zia.. was it REALLY THAT BAD?

Nah.. I mean.. it DID have some descent points,

I mean the special effects were tight? Shyla Beouff (?) was PRETTY FUNNy.. Megan Fox
was hot?



But when you have a moronic story line, and over the top, well… EVERYTHING, it
renders the story useless, and irrelevant.

Just a 360 waste of time!

If you’ve got a blue ray DVD player at home... wait till it comes out.. but there’s
REALLY no use to see it in theatres.

The Special effects and in-coherent war scenes are mediocre at best,

I tell you what.. I’ll give it 2 stars



1.)Bc I have a robot crush on Optimus Prime

2.)I have a man crush on Shyla Buff (he was an EXCELLENT/ fun actor)

Those are the only 2 reasons to see this movie…

Otherwise Transformers 2 revenge of the fallen , fell WAY off the mark ( you like
that pun)



I’m OUT!

Bolt: the movie review

ahhh..

nothing like doing very little to nothing on a Sunday morning..(after an un-eventful saturday night) watching movies for BABIES!!!

"wassup chick.. could i get your #"

... i dont think so..

"how about ur email?"

.... i'd rather not..

"twitter handle"

..Let go of my ARM!


"FINE!!.. at least i have BOLT to keep me compnay!!!"

Aside from protecting my fragile socially dependent ego... I dont know.. theres not MUCH to say about this movie.

it was slightly above average.

I guess i just really don't like the idea of my animated films being so contemporary. What with so much Hollywood
inuendo and pigeons with regional accents..

Actually... to be honest with you the pigeons were the coolest part.

"dude.. we've toooooootally got an awesome movie pitch for you bolt..."

Bolt: the movie review.



I dont know.. i guess its kinda hard to start a movie so freakin awesome.. with complex yet cliched action
sequences and then attempt to take it to a more serious heart felt direction later.

I dont feel like kids can keep up or REALLLY get into a charater with such a difficult to get behind plot?..

Like Finding Nemo is trying to find his kid

Lion King is getting Simbas kingdom back ( BTW... did you know " Simba" is African for Lion? OHH EM GEE.. i din't know that!)



either take it wayyyyyyyyyyy in left field like Madascar or shrek and have it be HELLLA funny with a light hearted attitude

or have it be more heart felt and NOT as much humor like Bambi orr.. ehhh.. I dont know... Pochantis? (or however you spell it)



Kudos to the writers and director for not spending toooo much time developing the basic bplot... but evne so..
the point is.. you cant have too much heart, too much comedy, and too much difficult to digets storyline
(ecspecially for kids)..

you've gotta pick ONE THEME and stick with it..

this movie just had too many elements..

but to say the least it was creative, well written, and fun to watch....

I really liked the cat "Mittens" her attitude and backsroy was interesting and believable ( ppl do treat their cats that way sometimes
but that little hampster in a ball was a bit annoying.

Again.. not tooooooo much to say about this movie, accept i dont feel jipped cuz i only paid a $1 for it at the red box.


*red box is the FUTURE of movies....


This is no finding nemo, monsters inc, shrek or even Cars. But its a descent movie with a few good laughs...

Synopsis:just dont expect any classic story telling, or a movie you'll be watching with your kids 10 -20 years down the road,
when they can beam movies into your head via wi fi

when the government gets caught in a brains scandal called " mind gate" where they've attempt to brain wash their citizens
with pro-peanut butter propaganda against the current jelly dictatorship regieme. (Elect President Kro-dose) dont blame me
i voted for Kang!


aaaaaaaaaaaanyways..

i give it 3 super barks outta 5...

Check out THIS review as well as others on Sazze

Yelping the hard way

I dont know if this is relevant..

or even a big deal... but i dont really have anything else to write about so anywyas.... as some of you may know i run a small online community sazze.com

What up Sazze town..

and some jerk off had the audacity to hate on it:

http://www.yelp.com/topic/san-francisco-sazze-com

but then WEEEE had the audacity to " cap back"

http://www.sazze.com/answer/yelp-hating-on-sazze/3089

anyways...

I just wnat to make one thing abundantly clear to "yelpers"

Internet lesston #1

its not who does it first.

its who does it best.

watch your mouth..

(and your back)

-Holla!

10 Reasons Why I hate Tracy California

1.)In the Summer, it smells like Cows, In the Spring it smells like Dogs, in the Winter I feel like Helen Hunt from Twister ( Save me Dennis Quaid) and in the Fall... ehh.... I also dont like it

2.) The only 2 radio stations that come in stations that come in perfectly clear are Calienta 106.1 Mucho Grande Radio-so, or Honky Talk 104.1 (no coloreds allowed)

3.) The 3 branches of Government in Tracy are Walmart, Costco, and Food Max ( in that order)

4.) the closest Block Buster is 30 minutes away, and the newest movie they have is Spiderman 2

5.) I hate windmills

6.) The internet Connection i so slow i might as well go to block buster than try to play youtube

7.) The Median Weight of a Tracy women is 300lbs

8.) I think the "Klan" lives up the street from me

9.) I dont know whats more akward:
a.) the Giant Cross burned into the ground that says " Jesus Saves
b.) or the Tiny bill board next to it with too overweight thugged out white boys comming out of a mid priced american "luxury sedan" with the caption " Filthy 205" written across the bottom

10.) The Masjid is 2 lawn mower sheds taped together.

14 Stupid reasons why DealsPlus is better than Batman

1.)Bruce wayne has to pay FULL Price for his dates
http://dealspl.us/valentines_day_at_white_castle_126616

2.)DealsPlus didn’t kill Heath Ledger

3.)Deals Plus doesn’t wear a cape



4.)Batman has to pay FULL PRICE for his bacon lip gloss
http://dealspl.us/list/Hilarious/14708

5.)The PLUS logo is wayyy cooler than the bat logo

6.)Deals plus doesn’t get LOST for hours looking for the batcave (AHHHH i missed the EXIT AGAIN!!)

7.)Bruce Waynes alter ego is not a weath of female masturbation knowledge like Deals Plus’s alter ego ( Sazze)

http://www.sazze.com/products/beyond-2000-qx6-the-evolution-vibe-rabbit-dual-ac

8.)Deals Plus doesn’t have to wear black EVERY DAY! (im late for work again!!.. Robins gonna KILLL me..)

9.)No creepy old man live in Butler

10.)Dealsplus doesn’t have to make out with Maggie Gyllenhaul
( ehh.. i WOULD Kiss you.. i just have a cold right now)

11.) DealPlus doesn’t have strange and complex belts YOU can’t AFFORD!

12.)Deals Plus doesn’t have a weird kid following him around in yellow underwear and cape


13.)DealsPlus has never accidentally killed a man.

14.) There has never been a Batman movie starring Val Kilmer (HELLLOO BECKYYY??!!!!...... im sooooooooo CRAVING KRISSSSSSSSSSSSPY KREAM RIGHHHHHHHT NOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!)



More Reasons why Deals Plus is the Shiz?!:

http://blog.dealspl.us/dealsplus-comes-out-of-beta-ready-to-take-on-consumer-market

Watchmen the Review

Watchmen: The Review

Hmm…. Let me just start of with an Italian Maxim Proverb that roughly translates to English as: WHOLLLY F*CKING SH*G That f*cking Sh*t was mother f*ck%ing SIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!

Now, before we get into the actual film, let’s do a bit of “reverse engineering” shall we?

What makes a movie a “good movie”

HMMMMmmm….

Well, we’ve got

1.) A story line
2.) Interesting Chracters
3.) Connection with the audience
4.) Special Effects
5.) Action Sequences
6.) Comedic Value
7.) Intelligent Script
8.) Violence
9.) Suspense?
10.) Sex!
11.) Editing
12.) Lithginting/ shots
13.) Acting

Wll what if I told you, this move has an incredibly complex and involing story line, well written and “j-lo booty like well rounded” characters, great audience appeal, special effects to rival “The Matrix” Action sequences to Rival Jackie Chans early work, Comedic content that.. was…. Ehh… kinda funny, a Script so relevant and poinent you think through its meaning on different levels for days to come (errr at least I did), Violence so disgusting and despicable your gotta turn away from the screen, sex so hot, and creative you can’t keep your eyes OFF the screen (or your hands outta your’re pants)… ehhh Zia this is still the violent scene ( DON’T TALK TO ME I NEED TO CONCENTRATE!!!)…., edited so well with so many flash backs flashwards and parallel time lines you gotta explain it all to your chick afterwards, Lighting and shooting to make you think your watching an “ interactive theatre art piece”… - okay I don’t know what that is either, and most importantly…. The acting to make you belive it all!!!

Now…. Do you think were still talking about a “ good movie?”

Like.. what I really appreciated from this film, as that It “ wasn’t afraid”.. it wasn’t afraid to ADMIT that this is a movie about Super Heros, and take away all the cool moody lighting, all the suer powers, all the special effects and you wind up with the obvious: SUPERH HEROS are DORKY!!!!.... this movie was almost a paradoy… of ISTELF?

And this movie didn’t shy away from admitting it. Instead it re wrote a “ parallel” history to re-“shape” the fabric of American past with “super hero history woven in” which REALLLY allowed the viewer to say “ okay….I belive super heroes exist, in a plausible realistic sense”.

Another thing this movie didn’t shy away from was well, ANYTHING really, graphic sex, graphic violence, politcal values, social morality, war, death, famine, disease, super heroes, rape, OUTER SPACE!!.. how can you tackle all of these MOUNUMENTAL subjects in a 2.5 hour segment. Pshhhh.. I don’t know either, but it all came to seamlessly with like 6 parallel story lines all simultaneously coming to a climax in an insanely diabaolical conclusion, ending in the conclusion that life… life is just one big PRACTICAL JOKE.

Conclusion, this is not a GOOD movie, this a GREAT movie, from start to finsh, from history to logic, from violence to love, from action to special effect. A solid and well rounded VISUALLY STUNNING MASTERPIECE!

SEE THISS MOVIEEE!!

Warning: this movie has more penis then a shots then an australlian 80s porno. Why Austriallian? Bc that little piece right there would be an alliteration that’s why… (err however you spell it)

Oh okay Zia…., stop tryna be funny….is. this movie FOREAL that good?

I SAID GREATTTT!

Alright… but… forreal zia. Is this movie REALLLY that great?

Well.

Lemee give you ANOTHER warning.

If you’re thinking this is like.. a regular super hero movie with a bad guy that the good guy “accidentally created” in a “ webbed past” with the climax where they both have a bloody fight to the death and the bad guy goes….” You’re a god… but humans don’t respect you”

And the good guy goes… “ no…. YOU don’t respect you” and steps on his foot and the bad guy falls hella stories to his death..

Then you are sadly mistaken.

This movie almost parodies the ridculousness of super heroes, it DOES have a few action sequences that cater to your 1 dimensional action junkie fan base (RIGHT HERE!) . But for the MOST part? This movie is all Brains (granted mentally disturbed brains), with a heavy helping of heart.

See this if you want something to challenge you’re intellect, stimulate you visually, turn you on a little, and gross you out a lot.

If not go rent Ghost Rider.

5 stars, and no doubts.

The Return of Nothing Special

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAaaaaap!!!

guess whos back on the grind!!

guess whos boss gave who a free laptop...

and guess whos hittin his blog back up!!

give up?!??

the answer to all 3 is MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee!!!!

yup... man.. i just noticed my LAST POST?!

was back on Dec 28th.

so let me fill u in on the RECENTS shall i?

1.) i got a full time job at Sazze! that means full health benefits, and like 98% control over the community developtment!! (can't hate on that)

2.) OH.. i've got 2 new followers on the blog.. mad shout outs to titi and nikki!!

3.)uhhhhh....... um.. ive got a play station 3?.. ehh.. thats fun!!

4.).................................. i got a hair cut a week ago?

.....

hm...

aight.. so the ONLY really interesting thing is the fact that i've got a JOB and an laptop..

so im back in the mix like a weekday morning DJ!!! again!!..

so hopefully al 5 of my reader can forgive me for my obviosu absence.. and we could all get back ON IT TOGETHER!!

(who is this guy again)

yay!!!

now wheres my parade?


ehhh...Never mind...