Sunday, December 28, 2008

The Second Film of Christmas: The Spirit


You ever dated... like a SUPER attractive chick?(no)..

LET ME FINISH!!

You ever dated... like a SUPER attractive chick?.... but like.. she's dumb like a box of grade C Winchester Wyoming Oranges?....

ehhh........no?

....

well me NEITHER>.. but THATS what this Movie was like..

The film.. was visually breathe taking.. I mean i could NOT take my EYES off it.. the EXCELLENT play of harsh black white contrasts with touches of sharp red, and shadow?.... its like Director Frank Miller.. thought about EVERY Scene in his head OVER AND OVER AND OVER again before even STARTING this movie. To get THE most AMAZINGly well composed shots POSSIBLE!


but you know what he didn't think twice about?.. the Dialog?. and what else?.. who the F*ck would WATCH this movie!!.. if you've got a guy named " Octopus"? no one is going to take your film seriously..

"oh its a comedy is it?".. oh okay. fine.. let me ask you this.. who are you marketing this too.... bc... the subject matter isn't geared to children... and its not funny to adults... so basically what you've got is a beautiful film that no body wants to date.... -i mean-.. watch!
Its not all bad though.. the movie had some interesting concepts and themes.. but hey man..when your having Samuel L Jackson dress up like a Nazi, a Samuri and a Cowboy....

it doesn't matter how strong your ideas are..

YOUR MOVIE SUCKS!!

if your a huge art fan check it out... but dont expect a well told or even REMOTELY intresting story..


double thumbs down for whoever played spirit.. the person who was supposed to CARRY this peice of JUNK really sucked any POSSBILITY of believability right out..

I Pronounce this Movie DOA.

stick do what you do "FM" and stop trying to be funny..

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