Sunday, November 16, 2008

Raising Arizona: Movie Review

HOla CHICKA!!... back in your face like a Booger.. w/ a BRAND NEW Movie Review!!..

well.

I wouldn't really call it "new"..

you ever heard of that movie.. " Raising Arizona" starring Nicholas Cage.. and John Goodman.. and a bunch of people i never heard of?

its like from the 80s or something.. and im not gonna lie.. and i KNOW this is going to come back to bite me in the @ss.. well maby not really since not that mean people read this blog.. and the ones that do aren't all about @ss biting...

too bad.. its SOooooo hot..

gross..

what was I talking about?

Oh yeah.... so... I dont' know.. i dont reall like.. older movies.. err.. i mean.. if it wasn't NEW when I was a kid.. its harder for me to get into it.. for instance.. the older star wars movies?.. ugh.. i can't watch those..


Sean Connery the best james bond?... i woudln't know.. i can't watch those old @ss movies!!... Gone with the wind; Casablanca; um... alla that ish.... is like... im not feelin this..

but for SOME reason.. THIS stupid movie... I can really get into.. and its not toooo dated either..
I mean there was a Ronald Regan refrence.. and i was ilke... uh.... from Mc Donalds?.. but other than that... it was pretty legit..

Also what are the chances his NAME is Ronald McDonald... and its CALLLED McDONALDS!!.

CRAZY!!!!

.... ehh.. what was I talking about again?

OH yeah!.. so this flick is like Nicholas cage and his wife are barron.. so they try to steal a baby from this family with quintiplets.. er... qintiplets... or.. however you spell it.. sounds a bit sick and highly dramatic like a Jody Foster or a Goldie Haan flick right? " WHERES MY DAUGHTER!!!.. ma'am RElax it wasn't the MUSLIMS!"...

but naw.. this ish is hilarious!.. i think it was one of the Coen brothers first flicks.. excellently directed; hilariously edited; razor sharp / idiotic dialogue..

80s Nicholas Cage w/ Wiley hair and a Mustahce?!.... AWSOME!

just a WELL put together glue you to your seat movie...

Check it out w/ your girl or w/ a bunhc of dudes..

off beatish hilarious!


1 "quintiplet" of stars....

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