Thanks Micheal

Wassup Homies and Home-ettes..

Today is a Sad Day...

for my WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.. i've loved air Jordans... since.. well I knew what LOVE is..

Air Jordan Vs; while i was in ELEMENTRAY school : ohhh man.. those are soo cool.. what is that wierrd mesh stuff on the side?!










Air Jordan VI; at my friend francis house in Orlando.. " oh.. what is that acrazy strap in the back?" *shut up Zia.. u can't play foot ball with us*









Air Jordan VIII: with the straps.. and i had my crappy air raids... chicks was lilke Brian I love your shoes.... and they said nothing as they walked by mines...










Air Jordan XI: In High schoool.. I used to get beat up by kids wearing those " what is that wierd shiny stuff"









my FIRST pair of Air Jordans... the Air Jordan XIII ( the only reason i could afford them is bc he had retired at that point) ; I was a Junior in High School a this point










and then Finally my job at foot locker.. where i purchased every show from 13 alll the way up to 23.....

i've had some CRAZY stories tryna get some of these... but I dont think i'll have many more stories: Today I have discovered: the Air Jordan Line will end at 23. and in its place the classic name plate will be replaced by "years"

the next sneaker will be the " Air Jordan 2009"..... *sigh... i guess.

I had to pick up shifts at another store (Sports Fever anyone?) to get my Air Jordan 1 patent leathers on discount









I had to wait in some crazy long lines at valley fair; be belittled by store owners and security alike to get my jordan Vs and IIIs








I had to skip school and ask a good friend to pick a number out of a lottery; allowing me the CHANCE to even SPEND $ 125.oo to get pair of air jordan XIs!










I had to stand outside the beverley Hills Nike Town for Hours to get my pair of red suede Air Jordan XXIs








and the last thing i ever did... was wait 2 days in line on market street in the blistering cold with homless bums fighting, and urine soaked streets for a chance to own my still un-worn pair of Air Jordan XX3 premiers in white and titanium.
$230.00; 23 stores; and 23 pairs.

Crazy?.. F*ck yeah.

But its not about the "status" or trying to be cool.. it started out that way yeah. but the more I learned about Air Jordan; the more i learned about design, concepts, visual cues; story telling, ideas, inpiration, performance, and LOVE OF STYLE.. the MORE i grew in love with the line......

but for something i've loved since i've known what love is. its a perfect ending.

Thanks Micheal. I can't wait to see what u come up with Next.

Black Friday IV: MY Time to Shine...

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat up worlds!!

just at work on at 4:30 on a .. Wednesday afternoon... got a little time off from posting deal to talk to all yall..

err.. whoever.. it is that even READS THIS!!

anyways... for any one of you JERKS.. with the COMMON COURTESY To even ask?!... the answer is

"OMG... thank you for asking you are so sweet, and handsome.. have you been going to the gym.. you look absolutley fantastic"

...........

ugh... that was so gay.... where was i going with that?.. OH yEAH!!. the POINT IS!!!... the Black Friday Video is DONE:

CHEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeck it out!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-GX3OFiNFk

Man.. I have NEVER been so proud of something in my LIFE!!... LOL... is that pathetic?.. okay maby a little..

but still. like.. im super psyched.. I think its hilarious!!..

but OBVIOUSLY I THINK THAT!!..

I mean there is definatley room for some imporvements:

obviously a mic would have been great?.. but it didn't plug into the cam?

and also a tri pod would be dope too.. but u dont wanna lug one of those around all through the streets of SAN FRANCISCO!!

anyways... aside from those 2 things.. ( and perhaps a bit of awkward editiing).... i REALLY love it... hopefully i can get better at it..

but i worked REALLY hard.. and had a BLAST DOING IT!!.. ( sort of like egging my neighbors house)....

but its wierd.. kuz some ppl are like.. " thast too much hi-jinks.. or thats not funny".. im like.. man.. u know what?. i can only gauge my " funny-meter" by one person.

ME.

if you dont like it.. you dont gotta watch it!.. I mean.. yeah it DID hurt my feelings a bit to like.. think that ppl are like.. who is this dork.. but still... I dont know... I worked relaly hard on it...

if I think its funny.. ( and not too vulgar for children) im going to say it or do it... if i start worrying about what person X or stranger Y says.. then im giong to fall into this cookie cutter square of proper "main stream jokes" and just be all lame and before you know it i end up; working on Saturday night live..

hangin out w/ Kennan, and Tina Fey; picking up a coke habit; selling guns to the Local Contra Band hoping that the cops dont find out about My Illegal Panda fighting in my Down Town Beverley Hills Crack House.....


im not really sure where i was going w/ that..

But still.. hopefull yall enjoy the video..

WHaaaaaaaaat UP world?..

back up in the mix like a cement truck.. in that cement trucks BACK UP.. and also Cement Trucks tend to mix things........

you know... I see other blogs and ppl is all like.. " blah blah blah".. im too busy for my blog.. so i havn't written on it for helal days..

well you know what!.. im just AS busy!!.. i got mad things to do!!.. in FACT me and Calvin are gonna get ready to put up our first black friday video ( assuming we complete editing today).

so i guess what im saying is... no matter how busy i get.. imma ALWAYS make time for you!!.. THATS how you get loyal readers.

(oh really Zia? how many readers you got so far)

mo mreally Mia Mow Many meaders mou mot mo mar!!.. SHUT UP!!.. at least im TRYING i dont see you with a blog!!!..

.............anyways...

I probably should have had an idea of what i wanted to talk about b4 posting this blog..

but...........

yeah.................

so................

oh!.. whats goin .. uh.. wahts goin on with you?

yeah!.. hows ur day?

what what have you been up 2?

oh really?!.. thats awsome!!

SPECTACULAR!

wow TWO OF THEM?!.. you shoudl be REALLY proud of yourself!!!

3 glasses of Orange Juice and a Racoon! HA!!.. your priceless.. HA HA AHA.. ha .. ha..

hmmmmm...

ahem.......

yeah.............

so...........


huh?.. you gotta go?

oh yeah. me too!!.. i was just on my way ?

HUH//. ywah we should TOTALLY do this again some time!!...


huH?.. yeah.. i have your number?..

oh wait.. no i dont.. what is it?

uh huh......... how... how do you spell your name again?.. so i can put it in my phone?

"Joe"?

............

what?.. no i TOTALLY knwo who yo uare and what your name is!!

i gotta go!!!

PEACE!!

Chuck Taylor: an American Obligation.

This is a little excerpt form Sneakerfiles.com about Chuck Taylor for the 100th anniversary they're releasing these kicks.. hELLLA sick!! I really like what who ever wrote this wrote about them:



Words cannot describe the importance of the Chuck Taylor All Star. Though simple in stature and understated in materials, the shoe’s prevalence in society is similar to income taxes–it’s always been there, and it will always be here! Converse recently released their iconic silhouette in two pair premium blue leather pack that’s now available at the Undefeated webstore.

Raising Arizona: Movie Review

HOla CHICKA!!... back in your face like a Booger.. w/ a BRAND NEW Movie Review!!..

well.

I wouldn't really call it "new"..

you ever heard of that movie.. " Raising Arizona" starring Nicholas Cage.. and John Goodman.. and a bunch of people i never heard of?

its like from the 80s or something.. and im not gonna lie.. and i KNOW this is going to come back to bite me in the @ss.. well maby not really since not that mean people read this blog.. and the ones that do aren't all about @ss biting...

too bad.. its SOooooo hot..

gross..

what was I talking about?

Oh yeah.... so... I dont' know.. i dont reall like.. older movies.. err.. i mean.. if it wasn't NEW when I was a kid.. its harder for me to get into it.. for instance.. the older star wars movies?.. ugh.. i can't watch those..


Sean Connery the best james bond?... i woudln't know.. i can't watch those old @ss movies!!... Gone with the wind; Casablanca; um... alla that ish.... is like... im not feelin this..

but for SOME reason.. THIS stupid movie... I can really get into.. and its not toooo dated either..
I mean there was a Ronald Regan refrence.. and i was ilke... uh.... from Mc Donalds?.. but other than that... it was pretty legit..

Also what are the chances his NAME is Ronald McDonald... and its CALLLED McDONALDS!!.

CRAZY!!!!

.... ehh.. what was I talking about again?

OH yeah!.. so this flick is like Nicholas cage and his wife are barron.. so they try to steal a baby from this family with quintiplets.. er... qintiplets... or.. however you spell it.. sounds a bit sick and highly dramatic like a Jody Foster or a Goldie Haan flick right? " WHERES MY DAUGHTER!!!.. ma'am RElax it wasn't the MUSLIMS!"...

but naw.. this ish is hilarious!.. i think it was one of the Coen brothers first flicks.. excellently directed; hilariously edited; razor sharp / idiotic dialogue..

80s Nicholas Cage w/ Wiley hair and a Mustahce?!.... AWSOME!

just a WELL put together glue you to your seat movie...

Check it out w/ your girl or w/ a bunhc of dudes..

off beatish hilarious!


1 "quintiplet" of stars....

From Bad To Badder....

So... we had several things planned for my boy Umers Bachelor party last night. MY PERSONAL HIGHLIGHT was the purchase of his Nintendo Wii. IRONICALLY (and foolishly) enough he had purchased this gaming console w/o first owning a TV... problem right?

WRONG!!!.. I've got a telvision!!!!

so; b4 i go to work on Friday Morning I LUG down my seeminly light 22" -Daewood- ( i dont even know who told them they could MAKE TVs...) * hey shut up fool; you BOUGH it!!!*

...................true

but eitherway.. man is it not light... i use every MUSCLE in my BODY to lug this massive crap piece of electonics down to my accord... to ONLY realize it doesn't fit. *argh!*

*sigh*

I burn another 40,000,000,000 calories lugging it back up stairs. (take THAT love handles!) After THAT i come back downstairs to go to work only to find -low and behold- the clutch on my Accord had burnt out...

*double sigh*

* see more of THAT under bad days good nights... or whatever..*

ANNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnyways... i get the car towed to the shop; fortunatley my pops car was JUST finishing up so i take HIS car BACK to my house to LUG this stupid TV back down..

im SWEATING and PANTING like a Christy Alley walking to her mail box.

Anyways... so i go to work... write a few blogs; post a few deals; b4 you know it its 6!!

and im like Fred on the opening credits of the Flinstones!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaba DABBBBBBBBBBBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!

LOL.. btw.. you ever wonder like where that phrase comes from?... like... was that a saying in the 70s.. or 60s .. or whenever that time period was current?

or are there a bunch of corporate ad execs like.." this show is GREAT.. its just msising that.. "catchy" something.. we need a marketable -tag line-

Dr. Yaba; professor Daba... do you have any ideas?..... WAIT A MINUTE!!.. i've GOT IT!!! " Scooby Dooby Doo!!!"... wait.. isn't that taken?

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!.. those are both ODDLY SIMILAR!!!.. Hm.. I think Hana Barbara is trying to pull one over on us.

eitherway.. this discussion has brought to attention a blarining in-adequacy in my life... i dont say anything interesting or unique when I get excited!.. im just like.. " aww man thats awsome". or something..

lame.. I need to work on that..

.. uh. .yeah.. so anyways.

what was I talking about?

OH YEAH!!!

So...... Im driving my Daweoo filled Nissan (that sounds kinda gross); "either gross or like a Dessert"

watier... i'll have your finest food stuffed with your SECOND finest food

*very well; Nissan stuffed with Daewoo*

....

dude.... dont interupt me with stupid stuff like that.

alright.. so anyways.... Im driving my "NISSAN stuffed DAWEOO" over to pick up Umer; and we role to SF... (btw..he picks up Mario Smash brothrs instead of Mario Galaxy... YEAH!.. NOT THE SAME THING!!)..

anyways.... so we go to lift this crazy heavy TV... fumbling and steping on each others feet; trying to contain our laughter and focus our energies on lifting this stupid piece of crap.... and for some reason its not moving.

we get it out of the car as AWKWARDLY as humanly possible... so far so good.. well NOW we've got to close the door. Umer gives it a swift kick closed... no luck... I attempt a similar karate manuever... * nope*

alright... lets sit this stupid TV down.

ahhhhhhh SLAMMED shut..... LETS DO THIS!!

alright.... for some reason we're still not moving : umer are you stepping on the chord?

uh.. NO IM NOT!!!

the CHORD is STUCK in the DOOR!! DAMNIT!

we set th TV down again; open the door; get the chord out... and slam it shut...

we get to the front door of his aparment set the TV down open the door; pick the tv up; bring it inside and shut it... aight.. NOW we've got the rhythm down!!!

now the elevator hit the button open the door pick the tv up bring it inside; and shut it... WE're GENIUSES!!!

the elevator goes up.. and the TV!!!.. DRAGS along the elevator FLOOR!!. anhd SLAMS into the elevator DOOR!!!.... OHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SHIT!!... the CHORD isn't inside the elevator!!.. and was being PULLED down as we went up!!!

EMRRRRRRRRRRRGENCY STOP!!!!!!!

..............

The plug was cut off.....

all that was left of it was some bare wires....

............. and just like the wire had been stripped of its rubber inslated protector...

so were my dreams of playing Wii that evening.

the rest of our nights were enjoyable to say the least.

but..

there is NOTHING more i wanted to do was play some Mario Kart :(

More Cool T's

Man I Love T shirts w/ Islamic Female undertones!

Bad Day Good Night

So its like 5:30.. im about to punch outta work... and I can't wait..

I have had the WORST day.. actually it wasn't that bad but I had the worst START!!..

so i get this BIG weekend planned.. where immma take out my boy Umer for his Bachelor party tonight.. or pseudo bachelor party.. as we did a FORREAL REAL one a few months back..

(IT.

Was.

AWSOME.)

anyways... so now we're just doing more of a in formal kick back one..

*GET TO THE POINT JACKASS!!!!*

yikes.. sorry.....

POINT IS!!!.. so im psyched right?!... and im like.. yeSSSSSssss!!. and this morning i wake up and im like oh ISH!.. im HELllla late forr work. so i call in like..

"ehh.. yeah.. im having car trouble i'lll be there ehh.. a bit later?"

so i get in my car load up my gear for the weekend!.. and.. wiat... what the F.. why isn't this working?.. whats that smelL?!

you know what?

turns out i DOOOO HAVE CAR TROUBLE!!!

*Ironic the ONLY one he couldn't lie to was his self*

....... yeah...

anyways..

My clutch is more BURNT then a working moms attempts at dinnner!!

(still smells better)

so i NOW i gotta call AAA!... and this dude comes and brings me out to the fix it shopt.. or WHATEVER you "car guys" call it.

$800.00!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAYYYyyyyyyyyyyym!!

Ironically my Pops was getting his car serviced and had JUST got it fixed... so i rolled to work in HIS car.. at NOON... nothing says pimp like a 93 incredible hulk green Nissan Altima with a hub cap or 2 missing!

YESSSSssss!!

so now im at work.. RUSHING MY @ss off!!.. kuz i got hella ish to catch up with.....

and all of a Sudden......... SNAP!!! (OMG!!.. did you pants fall off in the middle of work!.. i HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!)

......

uh... no.... my wallet chain broke

( oh yeah.. thats... also what .. i MEANT to say)..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways.. so now im f-ing w/ a paperclip trying to get my chain back together... LAME!!

oh btw... it worked.. paperclips are freaking the AWSOMEST THING EVER!!.. err.. next to Banana peels!

and if THATS not bad enough... i can't get passed this one part of JELLY CAR!!

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD HAVE YOU FOR-SAKEN MEEE!!

LOL jk... GOD.. we're cool..

anyways so YEAH..

THATS my day up till now..

lets hope for better tonight :D

I'll report back to you .. PROLLY on Sunday..

-HOLLA!!!

I know Programming is Gay but...

I thought this was REALLY interesting:

"What is the point of really teaching anybody? If you really want to understand something, explain it to someone else. And the more slow and dim-witted your pupil, the more you have to break things down into more and more simple ideas. And that's really the essence of programming. By the time you've sorted out a complicated idea into little steps that even a stupid machine can deal with, you've certainly learned something about it yourself. The teacher usually learns more then the pupil."- Douglas Adams 1987

heh heh stupid machines....

Face Book?!... more like LAME BOOK!!!

yo wassup with the FACT that over the course of Ramadan I accquired like 71 peoples on my " Teh Ramadan Chronicles" Blog (yes i KNOW it was spelled in correctly. .it was a mistake!) .. and NOW.. that im tryna start my OWN ish..and let everyone on there now.. it says like.

"blah Blah Blah.. you are spamming other users!!.. you have been warned do not do it again!!"

1st of all... im not spamming!!.. ( well technically you are).. okay YEAH!!.. we're not talking bout Technically we're talking like.......... however it feels..

and secondly... why you gotta be all mean!.. why can't it be like..a good friend who doesn't want you to wear your shoes in his house.. but is like.. too shy to tell you.. " soo..... um........Zia... wassup man?... listen............. about the spamming... i mean.. ITS TOTALLLLY cool.. dont get me wrong.. i LOVE spamming!.. I spam all the time!!.. dude.. in the bathroom?.. its like a spam-athon!!

i'd SPAM ALLLLL day if it were socially acceptable...

but..... like............ i mean.. pshh.. OTHER ppl?... can.. kinda be squares.. you know?.. so like.. just while there around?.. could... you know?.. yeah?.. ahh yeah. THANKS man.. I KNEW youd understand.... yeah I was like.. " oh man.. i hope he doesnt' get MAD if I say anything".. but i know your hella cool.. so it woudln't be a probl-.. huh?.. SURE!!. yeah.... heres 10 bucks!!!.. NP.. huh?.. um... Thanks.. yeah i GUESS my girlfriend is attractive.. uhh.. ha ha.. um.. what?... her phone number?.... wai... Nah NAH.. im not being a square I PROMISE.. yeah here it is heres my girlfriends phone number..... okay...

my car keys?.... no.. its not clean-. im sorry i didn't have time to get it washed.. NEXT time?. NEXT TIME FOR SURE!!!.... yeah here are my keys!!.. The Gas tank?.... its on half.... huh>. no don't even worry about it.....yeah You can Bring it back empty.. ?.. HUH/.. ahh jeez.. i really dont like ppl smoking in... NO NO.. okay yeah.. sure go ahead.. im sorry.. im just alergic.. but i'll get over it.. you want to borrow my lighter?

dont cal my girlfriend tonight?.. wa-.... you'll have her back really late?.. um.. o.. okay... yah.. dude.. thats totally cool... hey thanks again for not spamming!!

okay. ill.. see...........

he's gone.

man i HATE THAT GUY"

see whats wrong with an Error message like THAT?!

?

Why Dont REal Chicks ever have Tatoos on their Faces? ish looks HELLA good!

Hmmm!

Whats the Difference Between a Bear and a "Grizzly Bear".. is it a personality thing errrr?......

All Hail the BANANA PEEL!!!!

I dont think I know ANYONE that has ever slipped on a Banana Peel... I dont get WHERE this Notriously negative stereotype has come from?!.. Bananas are Delicious!.. AND FALLOCILY SHAPED!!

Its time to put aside our hatered for their wonderful protective peels!..and Love this long yellow Fruit..err.... Vegtable?... uhh.. or Plantaine?.. or WHATEVER IT IS!!.. for .. uh...WHATEVER IT IS!!!!...

ALL HAIL THE BANANA PEEL!!!!!

___________________________________________

- Can you Drive a Stick Shift While Pealing / Eating a Bannana?

- Do you Peel your banana from that top part?... or the bottom?

- Did you know that a Ba-nana and a nana are 2 different things? ( no their not!)... I know.

-you like your bananas like.. regular?.. or when they get a bit older and get those black spots on them?

- Do Bananas Turn you on?

- You ever seen those little Bananas?... those are HILARIOUS!!

- How come Monkeys dont never peel the peels off their Bananas..

- isn't it Ironic that its CALLED a Banana Peel and it you have to PEAL IT OFF?!... a verb AND a NOUN!... thats CRAZY!!!

AHHHH McCain you Crappy Center!

you've got to BLOCK THOSE HOMIE!!!!!!

LOL.. he's like not even wearing his basketball Gear he's like in the middle of a press conference and Obama just POSTERIZES HIM!!

TAKE THAT OLD MAN!!!!!

* and i promise all my american citizens that... WHAT THE?!.. AUGHHHHHHHHH!!!!! LOL!!!

just like in the REAL ELECTION!!!!

I also like seeing Obamas logo in the Background.

also you could pick this shirt up at

http://www.sneakerfiles.com/

okay... im NOT really sure who " Kevin Durant" is.. but OOOOOoooooooo EEEEEeeeeeeeeee!!!!

heres what sneakerfiles has to say:

Up till now Kevin Durant has been seen wearing the Player Exclusive edition of the Nike Blue Chip, but 2009 will mark the year of his next signature sneaker. The KD1 has been designed to feature his the team colors of the Oklahoma City Thunder, formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics. The KD1s are outfitted with a white upper and an orange swoosh and blue sole. However, the medial area of the sneaker sports a gradient design and a white swoosh. Other important elements include zoom air technology and a XDR compound outsole. Expect to see the KD1 in stores starting January 2009

Nerd Mugging in Progress!

so I made the CONCIOUS decision about a month ago.. that I wanted to keep ALL my Money in my Pocket.. ( oh god I hope no muggers are reading this!!).. hm... Muggers dont blog... well maby Nerdy Muggers do.. BTW.. that'd be a GREAT name for a band " The Nerdy Muggers" (has like a wierd ring to it)

ANYWAYS!!!

so like... im like FROM NOW ON.. ALL MONEY GO IN POCKET!!. and im doing fantastic.. like I feel like i KNOW where ALL my money is at all times!.. and I know how much to spend and how much not to..

kuz let me tell you soemthing about me... I'm NO bald Monopoloy guy with a mustahce and Top Hat ( uh.. what are you getting at?).. IM NOT RICH!!.. you GENIUS!!!!

so AAAAAaaaaaaaaaanyways.. im like AWSOME!!.. this is a FANTASTIC I am the architect of my LIFE.. and the captain of my financies..

UNTIL..........

TODAY!!!!!!!

F*CKING OVER DRAFT FEEE!?.. im like.. i havn't even USED My stupid debit card in months!!!.. i check online.. and its muther f*cking Net FLIX!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnn YOU DIRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTY NEeeeeeeeeeeetFLIXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!

I never even Rented ONE movie from them.. I think i ACCIDENTALLY signed up bc i was trying to like.. do something else?.. and that was one of the steps I had to take?

but you know what?

its my fault! ( yeaaaaaaaaaaah.. we KNow)

HEY SHUT UP Paranthesis!!!

I should have been on top of it..

but still!!1.. why is an over draft " fee" $35.oo?!".... like.. when did it become a PENALITY to have no moneY?!

and how is the penality of having no money to TAKE MORE MONEY!!!??

WHEN did that non-sense become SOCIALLY acceptable!!

maby THAAAAAAAaaaaaaaats what a Nerdy Mugger really is!!

im being MUGGED by NERDS!! and I can't do anything about it!!!!

Anyways.. I just want ot bring it to the for-front of everyones cognitive.. uh.. ness?..

that It is NOT OKAY to take $35.00 for NO REASON!

The New Black Friday

so we've had this one chick do our Blackfriday videos for a while now..

*sigh*......?... Now i know the chances of this random stranger EVER making her way to my blog are slimmer then Clay Aken in skinny Jeans but still im going to refrain from saying anything negative.

so after watching these videos I kinda opened my big mouth and said.. " psh... i can do better than that"..

seriously... HOW many times have YOU ever said that?a BUNCH i bet right??...... but how many times have you ever had the option of PROVING It.

shooot.. welll.. today?.. i DID have the option.. and I took it!.. umm... let me just say this..
EASIER SAID THEN DONE..

from about 4 - 7 me and my buddy Calvin roamed the streets of SF Haight Street area and the Union Square area.. soliciting strangers for interviews for our site.

we got turned down TONS of times....

but.... i THINK the results were pretty hilarious?.. but then again.. WEEEEE think the results were pretty hilarious.. theres ALWAYS a BIG BIG difference between what YOU think is funy and what I think is funny..

For Example I think the following Joke is Hilarious.. but im Sure the Rest of the world could NOT think its stupider: ahem:

Why are donuts so good at golf?

and you'd probably answer something like.. " oh becaue they all have holes in them"

and i'd say.

"NO.. BECAUSE THEY PRAAAAAAAAACTICE!!!" LOL!!!!... CLAASSSSSIC STUFF!!!!!


.......................

but To MY DEFENSE.. YOU Probably think "Saturday Night LIVE" is funny...

Eitherway.... im pretty excited.

and I'd Just like to give a special shot out to the poeple that went out of there way to help me out I have written it out similar to movie credits:

Written by : Zia Ahmad

Camera Work: Calvin Lai

Produced by: Zia Ahmad.. well i payed $1.30 for the BART Fare over there.. Calvin payed the rest.. so i GUESSS he gets producer credits too!

Interviewees: some crazy guy named " Red Beard"

... a.... a bit of a less crazier guy named " Dino" ( I hope your girlfriend is less upset with you (?)

this real REAL cute lil chick named "Huang" i think?... ( so... you wanna get some coffee or not?!)

the manican( or however you spell it) at Addidas..

and Of course Raneel and Pooja...

so yeah.. check the video out.. it shOULD be ready soon.. and hopefully you guys like it.. if you dont NO big deal.. we're just not friends anymore and i'll hate you forever.. but whatever!

LOL JK.. nah forreal. i KNOW its not the best video in the world.... but its our first attempt and im really psyched for it!!

so... please check it out.. and let me know what you think!

fyi: any criticsim is good CRITICISM!

The Perfect Storm

Um... yeah.... so today if you want me to hook you up w/ some laughs etc..... I really dont think thats going to happen... well MABY.. i mean.. you may laugh at how Pathetic My life is...

.. i dont know.. its like... you ever feel like... its just " the perfect storm".. like... your on a boat w/ George Clooney with a beard; Marky Mark and like.... MC Hammer.. ( i dont think MC Hammer was in that Movie Zia.. )

uh............ YEAH HE WAS!..

anyways... I just feel like.... all the variables in my life are comming up Zeros you know?... like..

today?.... the HR guy at my job?.. err.. my jobs got like 6 ppl so we like to call him " the guy with the clip board"

told me I'm not going to make overtime; like 40 hours a week is the MAX i could get...

im goin to work at 7or 8 AM and comming home at 6PM.. and not even because I Have to.. but because i WANT TO.. i WANT THIS JOB TO KNOW THAT I LOVE IT!!.. and I want to do GOOD AT IT!!.. but i feel like it doesn't care.. ( like a women) lol jk....

.. I tell you.. I used to make a Descent income you know? ... like... Bay Area Standard!.. but I didn't LOVE what i was doing.... NOW?... im BARLEY making ends meet.. for a JOB I LOVE!!.. oh really? Zia, that sounds Very interesting.. may I ask what you do for a living? .. ehhh. search the internet for coupons? LOL!!

but its more than that.. its like a small close knit group of people where my ideas are HEARD.. im not just another nameless faceless worker drone.. i feel like I can really make a diffrence hear..

And I just feel like they're like.. " yeah..... who cares what you think"... I dont know... and im not an IDIOT!?.... I went to school for Business Marketing!!..... I dont know.. its like I dont fit in in a BIG company.. or a Small company... its like... what the fuck you know?!

where do you draw the line between what you LOVE to do ( small job in a fun enviornment) ... and what you HAVE to do? (comfortablly numb job in a drone enviornment)


and on TOP of that like... im at the gym and the CUTEST chick.. wont even make EYE contact w/ me...

and im just like man.. i REAAAAAAAAAaaaaaYYYyyyyy suck...
forunatley everythings calm on the home front.. i know i REALLY Pissed off my dad... im not really sure what I did?... but i know my dad was pissed... so he called me over the weekend?.. but I don't like to pick up his calls.. kuz they're always like... negative..

.... so I just deleted them...

and I came home Sunday and he's like..." Im really mad at you"..

why?

"you heard my voicemails?"

".................................... yes."

"then you know why"

"...............ohhhhhhhhh THATS why... yes.. NOW.. i... uh.. understand"

aaaaaaaaaanyways... in times like these you just gotta put away 60 or so grams of protein; do some pushups.... Read your Quran and put your head on that pillow.. and wake up tomorrow... and do the BEST you can and when your feeling crappy and depressed again..... think about how low you felt the day before.. ( are you talking to me..err.. what.. im confused kuz i had a GREAT DAY!!! )?.. uh.. no.. im talking to myself I think..

and.. my... 1/2 other readers...

you know they say..... that one of the most valuable things in this world to have is a softer heart... to have a soul that feels.. even if it feels pain.. it still feels... and.. yeah it hurts?.. but im GLAD it hurts.. it means i still have feelings.. I still have sole..

as gay as that sounds..

so even though it hurts?.. i have to be thankful that I still can hurt..

Anyways..... Tomorow is a big day!... im going to be filming our first episode of blackfriday.fm starrring ME!!... yup!.. imma be up in front of the camera doing my thing!.. so wish me luck!!

and holla @ me on the flip!!

PEACE!!!

ps.. sorry if like.. i put you in a bad mood...

Barrack to the Future T shirt

<--- DOPE

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Nov 7-9: Weekend of the Waffle

Whaaaaaaaaaat up peoples?.. how was your weekend?

mine was excellent thank you for asking..

actually it was slightly above medium... ( I just wanted you to think I was cool :( )

I got to catch one of my FAVORITE movies.. Orange County starring Jack Black and uh... Tom Hanks's Son.. I dont know what his name is... but he's an excellent actor..*if you get a chance to catch that ish make sure you catch the special features some of that ish is HILARISOUS.. infact Im going to try to find one on youtube and post it here!!!

but yeah..that movie is DOPE.. i definatley recomend checking it out..

Aaaaaaanyways... Saturday Night we hit up this " pimps and hoes" party.. sounds f-ing WILD right?

......... yes it does SOUND awsome... but in actuallity it happend to be QUITE the opposite

SUNDAY however was freaking doooooooooope!!.. a good friend took me to "BUCKS DINER" (you know Zia... just becuase you type the name of a resteraunt doesn't mean you have to capitolize your the whole resteraunt name!... SHUT UP SPELL CHECK!!!!!... also you dont have to use all caps to insult me) in Woodside California. super fancy pants place.. huge houses lots of trees.. and WAFFLES!! *also I heard Tom Cruise owns a place out there...

Bucks had the BOMB waffles.. and CRAZY waffle acessory recomendatsions too!!.. like waffles w/ all thse CRAZY FRUITS on them!

it was the BOOOOooooooooooooomb <--- so yeah parties and are great but.. I think THIS was the high-light of my weekend.. ... you think my life is pathetic dont you :(

Karma Loop Kathy

STUPID "F-ing" Blogspot.. or whatever the hell this site is called!!??

man.. I was up loading my pictures all PERFECT and I click BACK or something to figure something out and BAM!!

all of my picutres are gone..

AAaaaaaaaaaaaaany ways.... lets RE-write all this crap!!.. forgive me if im a little "Ansty" or rushed the secong go around.. as im literally writing all this crap out again VERBATIM!!(thats a fun word) for the second time!

.....um.......... hmmmm............ where to begin.. AH!!!.. clearly by now you must have noticed the several attractive pictures of the young women surrounding this post..

Do kids ever like.. suepr look up to you and ask you crazy stuff like that? "Wow Zia Bia (brother in urdu) you must have lots of money and sports cars, and live in a big house and date many beautiful women......................... Zia Bia?... why are you crying?

ANYWAYS... i guess the short answer to your question is NO... this is not my girlfriend.. this is some random chick on the internet I have developed a rather un healthy fixation on.. she models like shirts and ish for " karmaloop.com" Thus I have dubbed her " Karma loop Kathy".....

I dont know what it is about her... I think I kinda like a bad ass chick you know?.. she look like she'd be like.. " oh what-CHOO lookin @ boy?!".. - Zia bia why are you crying again

LOL.. but forreal.. I don tknow.. a good friend once put it.. " zia you look a good girl with an edge" and I think thats the best way for me to put it to..

anyways... i thought i'd help the poor chick out and up her dismal user viewership from " karmaloop" pshh what the f is that to a REAL traffic stopping site like MINE!!!

...

assuming..

i have any actual readers...

ahem.. *sniff

*Zia Bia why are you crying again?!

get OUT OF HERE Tee-KOO! im in the BATHROOOM!!!!

Dub Me?.. Dub YA!

Dont you hate it when you like.. see something?..

and you dont review it for like.. 4 weeks later.. and by the time you review it your like."ehhh.... um... I think there was a time traveling DeLorean .. and and like 12 monkeys; with Brad Pitt and Julia

Roberts?"

Zia; I think your getting Oceans 11; confused with 12 Monkeys; confused with Back to the Future?

haaaaaaaaaaaaanywaysssssss!!!

"W" is a seeminlgy accurate depection of good 'ol "dubya" doin his thing. I don tknow how accurate this movie is?.. but it seemed HELLA acccurate.

(I should know i've peaked in the White house windows through the bushes with my pants around my ankles MANY A TIME!!)

what?!?.... OH okay you don tthink Elanore Roosevelt is HOT?!

what uh... what was I talking about again? OH YEAH!!!

i mean I could totally imagin "the Dub" acting like the movie portrays.....If you've seen Faranheit 911? you know it casts this goof ball in a fairly negative light.

but I think "W" sort of changes things around.. bc in the end No one is THAT Good, and No One is THAT Evil..we're all sorta middle of the road.. ( except for me of course) but for the REST of you loser;

i think you'll be able to relate with the Georgy-boy a bit better, and maby be a little less harsh on the man who has the LOWEST American Approval rating since George Washingtons hair cut

Ahh.... I remember those powedered wig protesters on the White House Lawn like it was Yesterday!

couple of things you need to keep in mind while sitting through this 2.5 HOUR Politc-Thon

1.) the movie Doesn't go in order it skips around alot; so all you " lineaer story telling fans might wanna wait to DVD

2.) also it ends kind of abruptly.. (like my love making) So all of you "happily Ever After Fans might wanna sit this out too

3.) Directed by Oliver "the Olive Stoner" Stone (... that.. doesn't even really make any sense) *what the hell kinda name IS that anyways... ANYWAYS... he can be kind of wierd directing somet times.. wierd close ups.. odd dream sequences etc. Just keep that in mind

4.) if you LOVE Politics... or are even just CURIOUS how america got in this toilet of a situation.... Check it OUT!

also if your up to check out some of my other reviews:


http://www.sazze.com/products/w/17622

Post 3: OH MY BAMA!

What up Planet Earth? how goes the Rotation?!..

you know... I've been through what.. maby 5 ..err.. 4 elections now?.. i can't remember.. but I dont think i've cared as much as I do now.. I mean... im not SUPER Into the issues.. (except for maby the controversial prop 8 where no means YES on gay marriages and means yes means NO on gay marrand -idiots-) but I really like the idea of someone w/ new polices and agendas taking charge..

its like we're moving away from the traditional american honkey " kill those arabs" mindset (whew), to a more intelligent, thoughtful and serious platform.... I dont know.. i mean.. only time'll tell. but this is the first election where I honestly feel like I'm going to feel the effects (i'm already starting to grow hair in strange places?!)...

he's got his work cut out for him.. this economy is "going down" like Jenna Jameson with the video cameras on!! MMMMMMMMMmmkay girlfirned!?

Good Luck Obama.. and HOllla @ me if you need my opnions on some ish?

Post 2: Jelly Car

No!!.. its not the same thing as Gummi Bears!!

In a crazy world filled with crazy complex HD video games, with super insane realistic graphics and complex headphone systems...

I feel like sometimes we forget how fun and easy stuff can be The point is it doesn't take a big budget to make a fun game... The only thing it takes is fun game play!

Im a huge fan of this game.. and stand behind it 100% however the graphics are embaressingly almost comedically bad to the point where I am too embaressed to post a picture up of it. (okay im 80% behind it..)

eitherway.. if you have an I phone download it as an APP its FREE!.. and its hours of fun!!

err.. half hours of fun!!

Check out more of My reviews at Sazze.com:

http://www.sazze.com/products/jelly-car/17523

What up world?!.. and Welcome to Blog Entry 1 of my new blog!... I used to do this all the time on facebook. but My boss wanted me to throw up an independent one so we could use it to link to our website?.. so technically thats what this is for.. (BIG MISTAKE!)

but HONESTLY?.. i've been wanting to do this for sometime.

so heres the idea:

"nothingspecial".. meaning... I MYSELF am nothing special.. meaning.. im just an average 20 something guy you know?

and it ALSO means.. " nothingspecial" in the sense that NOTHING out there is too special.. meaning.. IF I dont like it.. I'll let you KNOW... and I dont feel like i neeed a masters in art, film, or "the culinary arts" to tell you; (or even the ability to write well *did this guy just use the word " meaning" like 20 times in 2 paragraphs?*)

so yeah man!!. thanks for checking out my fist post.. and Hopefully I'm entertaining enough to keep yall in my loop!!!!!

-PEAAAAAAAAAAce!!!